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Everyone in this play script is posh(this story takes place in a comfy living room) ( and nanny is doing some knitting) Thelma walks into the room Thelma: OH GOSH I THINK IT'S BROKEN Nanny: oh...
#bored. I've invented a martial art that's brand new. I've decided to call it 'No Kan Du'. I can do helicopter kicks. Catch flies with chopsticks. I can do all this far better than you.
Tim Shoemaker posted to Mackenzie Lynn Fullen 15 hours ago near Blythewood, SC Truth is!!. You need to inbox me. ;D Like · Mackenzie Lynn Fullen WHY???????????.
Discreetly and silently she creeps across the room, her red eyes glowing. There the boy sleeps, she bends down her red lips inches away from his bared neck..."SHAUN GET UP!!" She shouted in his ear.
Men vad är detta. Telefonen går inte att vända - sa den lille pojken. Hur kommer det sig undrade huset som stod bredvid. Jo, du står på den..
At last. A break through in modern technology. Siri understands me, In all my Scottish glory.
(not mine) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
A few years ago in a galaxy not all that far away an evil alien from Uranus came down to earth to wreak havoc and misery on all humans, and that alien's name was........JUSTIN BIEBER.
It had not been the best night out by any means. I suppose it all started as I was getting ready.
A blonde, brunet and a ginger entered a quiz show together. The aim was to get to the 100th step without laughing. The brunet got to the 17th step without laughing.
Everything's seems to be going. From very bad to much much worse. If I didn't know any better. I'd swear I was bloody cursed. On Monday I stepped in dog shit. And walked it through the house.
About fifteen hundred and five years ago a young gentleman by the name of Ronald Van Aushvistesnsteinbergenstein, the third earl of Balaclava engaged in fisticuffs with a pauper named Jamal.
Crying over spilt milk, What is the use. Some point it's going to happen, It's not the hangman's noose. A wasted substance, Wasted tears. Nobody cares, Nobody fears. Spilt milk, It's just your life.
this os rubbish but oh well A blonde, brunette and a redhead are in a cooking show. The cook says to the redhead roll the Pasterie. She does so. The brunette is told to stir the mixture. She obeys.
Whenever there is a tiny thing, Like no juice after 5pm, or no Wii-ing, Like its getting late, no more time left to play, He'll scream "THIS IS MY ABSOLUTELY MOST RUBBISH DAY!!!" I try to reason,...
We’re so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody’s going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance. Save the planet.
A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”. The girl answered with a loud voice; I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!.
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Me: There's something I've wanted to tell you from the first day we met. Friend: What.
Juggling a glass of water, It's easier than it sounds. The trick is not to catch the glass, But let no water hit the ground. Juggling two glasses of water, An exciting trick to see.
I went to the pet store the other day and I asked the shopkeeper if he had any animals that could help me in my everyday life.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
*teacher puts 'kick ass' movie on and goes to sit at the middle of the class as he has some work to do* Teacher: oh no. I forgot my water bottle on my desk at the front of the class.
Because of my other halfs job, I have to go to balls.