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One small bite for man one giant bite for mankind.
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Depression Makes Us Fat!
When I am depressed, I cut myself.... A piece of cake.
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Lame Joke
2 crisps walking down the round. car pulls up along side them and says " wanna lift?" they reply " no thanks, were walkers".
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Red Soup
12 tomatoes 3 carrots 3 sticks of celery 2 red peppers 2 chilli 5 cloves of garlic A bit of paprika Salt and pepper Chicken stock and water Chop everything up ( no peeling required) Put it in a pan...
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Marmite Measurement
You know you've got just the right amount of Marmite on your toast when it drips off your chin when tearing pieces from your slice..
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Jamie-hey check out the ingredients on everything you eat. Samuel-...everything. Jamie- yep. You have no idea what's in your food these days.
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I like cheese..
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Tom Yum Style Soup
150g king prawn Celery Cucumber Peppers Broccoli Mushrooms Garlic 50g quinoa Tom yum spice and herbs: ginger, lemon grass,chilli I chose to add miso sachet for extra flavour and for added...
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Eating
To eat or not to eat. That is the question. Here let me check the label!.
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Sushi Joke
What does sushi A say to sushi B. -'Wasabi!!!' 2ngy.
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BACON!!…yeah
Money can't but happiness, but it can buy bacon, and that's pretty damn close.
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Well, duh!
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are like: "hey what are you doing here?" and I'm just like: "oh you know, hunting elephants.".
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Thankyou
Thank-you for my half bag of air and 5 crisps. I really appreciate it..
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Coke
Dear coca cola, I feel like you're overheating Sincerely, Mentos.
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Half Full
I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it...
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A guy went into a restaurant to order something to eat and found another man just sitting there with a bowl of food laying there.
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Love!
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake. <3.
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Ice-Cream
Rich, sweet, and smooth, just like the guy in my class..
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Making Friends
Best way to make 20 friends: open a pack of gum in class. ;).
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Why do oysters never donate to charity. Because they are shellfish!.
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Bacon
This is what makes me get up in the morning...
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Evil Cabbage
A cabbage was holding a group of vegetables hostage ..... The vegetables repeatedly shouted "LETTUCE GO!!".
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Mate1: you just got called fat Mate 2:woah, hold my McDonald's.
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Great Stuffing!
I now know what a chicken feels like on a Sunday. There is something very satisfying about an Oriental banquet. My favourite bit, well, most certainly the company. The duck was pretty darn good too..
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