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Am all sweat & nerves; Am on my way to a blind date; Am all ???; Am on my way to the date; Am so onto what if this happen. Or that. And that. Am on my way to a date.
There is a fine line between a tan and looking like you've rolled around in a bag full of Chilli Heatwave Doritos..
Okay. thumb, done. First finger, perfect. Second finger, aw yeah. Third finger, almost done. Yes. viola. My left hand is finally done...Oh no, I didn't think this through...Let me at least try.
There are only three things in this world that are forever, love, music, and anime..
Yesterday at the body gum center, it was like being in Google+. Almost alone and the few people were guys..
Am sad; Am frustrated; Am disappointed; Am angry; All over a silly launch of the Anna Dello Russo for H&M..
My boyfriend is like an iPad, I don't have an iPad..
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute just sit in my chair and TELL YOU HOW I BECAME A PRINCE IN A TOWN CALLED BEL AIR!.
"If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y’know. Crazy Snake Man.
Ah, Microwaves. Odd little thing isn't it. I mean, it can't be easy spinning stuff 'round in your mouth can it. They should really be given a salary. Random..
Spoons. I wonder, who came up with that idea. I mean, it's not something that would suddenly pop up in your mind is it. Mind you, they're pretty cool. And Random..
I don't want to sound badass or anything, but I play Wii without the wrist strap on. #YOLO.
I plan to live forever... Or die trying!.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.
That awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you octopus.
Boy (to girl): When I'm with you I find it really easy to switch off....
I don't like men with balls- they hit you in the head with them.
Well I suppose if you.... No I must stop designing the jelly toilet....
~Quote from Russell Howard: Right Here Right Now; on last night at 9~ "Vajazzle. Sounds like something a mental person would do if you locked them in a warehouse full of tinsel!".
~From "Mock the Week"; Series 10, Episode 5 - 'Unlikely Questions From This Year's Exams' scene~ "Poetry. Isn't it all a bit gay?!".
"Ooh, look at me. I'm gonna touch the butt!" ~Sheldon, Finding Nemo..
To all my haters: You want to know how your mouth and a cow's anus are alike. All that comes out of them is bull sh!t..
I'm not short-tempered, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit!.
You don't need a parachute to skydive... You only need a parachute to skydive twice..