Self Esteem
"I don't need to be cocky. I already know I'm the best".
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Over the Long Haul
Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead. - Keynes.
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No Doubt
"When in doubt, think harder".
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Interesting Bathroom Quote
The door is open to new things the mirror lets you reflect, the shower helps you wash away the problems you have made, the closet lets you put away your past, and for the toilet...
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Hi My Name Is Jack
I am a jack of all trades but a master of jack all..
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I'm Always Right
I might not be always right but I am never wrong.
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Fruit Salad
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad..
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The List
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list..
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Sexy and I know it proper english
When I travel to a location of which is names "the spot", this is what my eyes translate into electrical signals, every person of whom is currently upon the beach has their attention directed at...
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Bright side of life
lifes a piece of sh*t, when you look at it, but you must always face the curtain with a bow, forget about your sin, give the audience a grin, enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow.
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Untitled
I'm not weird, just genetically blessed xx ;).
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Two Guys
Boy 1: have you ever kissed a girl. 2: yea 1: not including your mum. 2: still includes your mum???. ;).
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WWW.
WWW is the abbreviation of "world wide web"...It's the abbreviation.... Yet it has more syllables than "world wide web" and takes longer to say!.
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Life Lesson # 867... Mojo.
You need to know exactly what your mojo looks like... Because, if You lose it, how you ever gonna know what to look for. ..... Here endeth the lesson.....
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Bus
I feel like I've been hit by a bus.
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Bored.
Bored of being bored because being bored is boring..
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die..
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ....
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Awesome..
Without me, it's just aweso....
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Insanity..useful? Or..?
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it..
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives..
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Like If
you ever have really needed to get up for something important but thought- €*^% this. Im staying in bed!.
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Poop Flingers
They say monkeys are one of the smartest creatures ever. So, that must be why they fling crap at us right?.
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Origami
Is it just me or dose everyone become an origami expert whilst on the last peace of toilet roll!.
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