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The problem with 'group study' is that it takes only one asshole to shift discussion from Britain's legislature to Pamela Anderson's boobs..
Just realized that 'Forrest Gump' is a 2 and a half hour long film produced by Nike. But no hate.. Best commercial ever!.
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why do artists, poets and writers seem to get depressed more often than other people?.
You said we would still keep in touch yet you made no effort to, I would text you and get one word answers back. I loved you but after we broke up you were just a different person.
Dun da dun da dun da I I I Ssshhhhhhhhhh Guitar slow (If u aren't from my school u don't get it).
Hi opuss!.
Check out my photography blog at www.clementallen.wordpress.com and my twitter @C_A_Photos.
"Sorry I've been busy lately" translates to "Quit it. I'm not interested.".
'Haters hate!' Yeah. Well the Pope's catholic, so you don't see me brag about it!.
You can follow me on Twitter and instagram: olliehdj.
Neo takes the blue pill. Movie ends. Entire crowd demands money back..
In my opinion, art is the product of creativity and ability.
If you're born on February 29th, does that mean you only have a birthday every four years. (making you younger than you actually are...).
What's the yellow arrow in Opuss for . I'm using Opuss for iPad..
Hugging the cushion while watching a romantic movie :"). Forever alone.
Woah soon opuss is gonna be like the new facebook.
Going to go to bed at a sensible time tonight as tomorrow is the first day back at work after a long weekend. Really loving this app and will definitely be thinking up topics to post about.
Thank you @joey2000x for being my 1st follower xx GratefulGirl xx.
- Morning World. - #FF @username is awesome Driving like an asshole only ever impresses other assholes. #Asshole - Why is #name trending again.
Anybody that wishes for me to write more cat quotes is welcome to just say so on the message board. :).
I am so bored I'm dying..
"So why do I see a glorious, fucking, headfuck thing?".
I'm in love, for the simple reason of this is what I love to do. Read other peoples thoughts, philosophy and sayings. Plus writing my own. This is great stuff for the deeper thinkers in life..