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exception, n. A thing which takes the liberty to differ from other things of its class, as an honest man, a truthful woman, etc.
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You're On
#smellody Oh my mate you just broke the limits And that calls for some special credits. Like all those funny higga words you debit You so said it Like a funkly little rebbit.
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My...
Reposting for @Nom 's #twistedOpuss idea As I lie here, letting thoughts wander... Your warmth caresses me, Your scent comforts me, And nothing can hurt me.
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Women
Grey, White, Black, Dark Grey, Light Grey, Medium Gray, Dark Medium Gray, Light Medium Grey, Dim Grey, Dark Grey, Davy's Grey, Ash Grey, Fag Ash Grey, Battleship Grey, Gainsboro, Charcoal, Dark...
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Everybody Want's To Be A Prat
(Idea from Aristocats the Disney film.) Everybody wants to be a prat, because a prat's the only prat who knows how to be a twat.
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A convo between father and son... DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns". Son: Gotcha. DAD: what did you buy at the store. Son: Ketchup and rubber buns.
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Foul Language
ADULT!!. Please do not read if you're easily offended, not for the faint hearted... A poor and quite painful attempt to make fun of vulgarity...
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A Proper Burial
My Dearest Kate, we have been together only a short time, but I felt that it had been too long for you.
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Zapped!
#alphabet challenge @Kinuthia. A. Big Crook Deceived Every Fine Girl. He Insisted Justice Kinda Lacked Most Nobles. Overwrought Poor Quaint Rosy Shot That Unpopular.
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Another Alphabet One (!!!)
A is for All - my love for you B is for Boobs, of which I have two C is for Cock-a-Doodle-Doo D is for Don’t know what else I should do...
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Notion
@eddie12309. Improvisation challenge. Young Eddie had a notion. To write pieces of ova-emotion. But eggs really smell. Do best not to dwell. In case it caused a commotion. All this piece really needs.
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Happy Fathers Day Pops
I don't want to say you're fat, I don't want to risk it, I'll just tell you, By saying put down the biscuit, I don't want to say you're bald, That just would not be fair, I'll just say that you're a...
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Oxymorons?
'igneous' and an 'oxymoron'. What planet do you think you are stood upon. Do you know the definitions of the words you type. Or do you think extra syllables increase the hype.
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#funday
Funday comes after sunday. Funday has a different name. It's name is monday. It's game is fun to play. Take some time out of the mondane. Take a ride on the coaster. This is funday. Leave your mark.
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For "Fun Day Monday"
(F)ew have forgotten the happy dance (U)-turns aside, just take a chance (N)o more worries the time has come (D)ance off the fury and have some fun.
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Opuss #tshirt
FRONT:. |P| |U| |S|. _________ |S|. |O| / \. / ~ beautiful~ \. | ~words~ |. \___________/. BACK:. ·÷±‡±Read and Write purrrfection·÷±‡±. •°o.OPUSS•.o°•.
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Kool Krazy Jokes And Riddles
Why do bananas wear sun cream. Because they might peel. A man said to a horse, Why the long face?. Why are pirates called pirates. Because they arrrhh.
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Tshirt
Front: "Hey, did ya know facebook and twitter had a baby?" (This text could be on the upper right corner of the shirt and have little paw prints trail around to the back of the shirt where it...
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Punctuation is Powerful
And English professor once wrote the words "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it.
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It's Just A Pair Of Knickers.
K inky in crutchless. N aughty in black. I nsatiable in any colour. C aptivating in lace.
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T-Shirt Ideas
Idea 2. Front: I'm Opless. Back: for Opuss. Idea 3. Front: Opuss. Back: keep cat and carry on. Idea 4. Front:keep calm. Back: Opuss on. Idea 5. Front: The book doesn't stop here.
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"And here we have the Kittenus Oppussian, in it's natural habitat. This species feeds on words and is a social creature, sharing it's findings with others.
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Knock Knock Jokes
Sorry if you don't find these funny but i did although I find everything funny so… Knock knock: Who's there. Cows go, Cows go who. Cows go moo not who silly. Who's there. Howie, Howie who.
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Chicken
A chicken gets invited to a real fancy dinner party. He dresses up smart in hopes of fitting in and making new friends. Arriving fashionably late the chicken enters and looks around.
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