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Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live • just wait a minute will you . . ..
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Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live • just wait a minute will you . . ..
Doctor doctor, I'm suffering from insomnia • try sleeping at the edge of the mattress, you'll soon drop off..
Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses • You certainly do missy, this is the fish and chip shop!.
Doctor doctor, every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye • Try taking the spoon out first.
Doctor doctor, I've swallowed my pocket money • Take this and we'll see if there's any change in the morning.
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Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the fate of this young girl... She will be put into the Arena with Life the Lion.
Et si Romeo n'avait jamais existé . Et si un jour Juliette avait compris qu'il n'y aurait jamais rien mais le néant, le vide .