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How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess. A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give...
A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter.
Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies.
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife.
Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
One day there were three women they walked into a pet shop and a parrot shouted from the corner “pink, grey, red!” “Thats funny” says the first women, “I ve got red knickers on!” then the second...
Last weekend my husband added some spice to our sex life, He left home..
Ты одеваешь черную кожу На свое чаепитие, Ты носишь собачий ошейник И рычишь отвратительно Ты красишь волосы черным, Морду ты красишь белым... В общем ты - пафосный пидр!- Пидр с лицом охуелым!.
Just got a text from my mate saying he was going to kill himself and ignored it. "Don't you think you should do something?" asked my girlfriend.
My friend- Wanna here a joke. Me- Sure. My friend- Okay, and Irish man walks out of a bar... Me-....funny guy you are!.
My wife came home from work yesterday and immediatley downed a pint of lager . "Mmmm that was just like your cock" she said " what really tasty .
A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
My little sister's password for the Disney website is 'MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto'. When I asked her why , she said; "They told me to use 4 characters.
Female student: *Banging the computer mouse on the table* Male teacher: Stop banging that mouse on the table. How would you like it if I banged you on the table?... *awkward...*.
Kik.
Yo so poor that she went to KFC to lick other people's fingers and like this post.
Why is 6 afraid of 7. - because 7 caught 6 and 9 in the act. Dun diddly doo dah ba-dun dee daw yeah!!!!.
Yo momma's so fat that when she heard it was chilly outside she ran to grab a bowl and spoon.
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke. A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey. A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late. A: No, he doesn't.
WOMAN: What would you do if I died. Would you get married again. MAN: Definitely not. WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married. MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry.
My wife asked if her appendix scar made her look unattractive. My reply of dont worry love your tits cover it....didnt go down too well..,...
The teacher handed out sweets for the children to identify the flavour was honey. She said your mam might call your dad this a little boy looked up horrified were eating asshole!.
1. Doctor. 2. Dentist 3. Coal man. 4. Decorator. 5. Bank manager. A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back.