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I have discovered the purpose of Mosquitos. It is to make other animals look better. ....
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Help Wanted
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual.
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As a koala bear, I'm fed up of people saying that I'm not actually a bear. I mean, I have all the koalafications..
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Snail Joke
What do you call a snail on a boat. - a snailor ;).
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Elephants
Two elephants fell of a cliff... BOOM BOOM.
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The Mad Cow Disease Joke
There are two cows standing in a field and one cow says to the other, "have you heard about the mad cow disease?" the other cow says "yeah. Luckily I'm not affected co's I'm a duck".
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The Cat Who Ate My Biscuit
The cat raises his paw. I can see the yearning in its emerald green eyes. But my biscuit is rubber. It is a fake artificial lump of rubber. He will choke to death if he feast on it.
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Dark Joke
Whats red and has two legs. A deer with its legs cut off.
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Hamsters
I buy 2 hamsters and I name one 'one' and the second one 'two'. I lose 'one'. I still have two....
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Dolphins
Did you know that dolphins are so clever that within a few weeks they can train someone to stand at the Side and throw them fish!!.
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Joke 2
Two people walked across the street one of them said " look a dead bird" The other one looked at the sky and asked " where?"..
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Elephant Joke
Why did the elephant run away. ......... Because he looked in the mirror and it smashed.
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The Scary Chicken
The chicken was bright yellow with us scary red eye his hair looked like a terrorist that had got a bomb in his mouth why couldn't he cross the road ?.
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When you're swimming in a creek, & an eel bites your cheek, That's a moray!.
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Why cant cheaters Hide very well …… Because they are always spotted.
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Not Chosen
Dogs, like ducks they find 1 person to follow forever. Unfortunatly, she chose her tail..
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123 Haha
Which animal never stops talking. The yak..
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First Joke I Ever Told When I Was Younger
Where was the cat when the light went out :) In the dark.
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Blood
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood." "We're new here," says the second one.
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Not Normal?
OPUSS ROCKS!!!!!!.
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At It Again
The sausage cat returns, but this time she is soaking wet from the rain.
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Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
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Still No Idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. Dead, probably. Or at least wishes it was dead....
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No Idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes. Blind and probably in excruciating pain..
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