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When the victim in a horror film calls out, "is there anybody home?" it's not like the killers going to jump out and be like, "yeah just me. Want a sandwich?".
1 blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in the cinema. Suddenly, she got up and ran out the cinema. When she got back, her boyfriend asked her were she went. "to the car, I had to turn my phone off!".
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came across a pair of tracks. The first blonde said: These are definitely elk tracks!!. The second blonde said: Don't be stupid!.
How do you get a one armed blonde to fall out of a tree. Wave at her..
Two blondes fall down a dark pit. The first blonde says: "It's dark in here, isn't it?" The second blonde replies: "I don't know, I can't see".
3 girls are stranded on an island, 3 miles from the shore of an abandoned town. Ones a brunette, ones a redhead and the other one is a blonde, but they are all reasonably great swimmers.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read. " "It has NO plot and far too many characters.
Blonde: What does IDK mean. Brunette: I don't know Blonde: Nobody knows!!.
What does a blonde say when she looks into a packet of Cheerios. Doughnut Seeds!.
A blond lady was told she was a racist.She didn't understand why the man said that so she flashes back to the moment when the man said it.
I have been asked by my friends to go to the local pub quiz, but I don't know anything about pubs.
All of my blonde jokes are coming to an end. Ran out of ideas and ones to share. I am a blonde too, and if it offends you in any way what I wrote, don't be afraid to tell me.
What do you get when you cross a blonde with a spider. TOTAL CHAOS!!!.
A threesome of two brunette men and a blonde woman walk into a bar. The bar dude says "what'll you be having tonight?" he replies; "a bit of a martini cocktail, please.
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
A blonde and a brunette are rooming together. The brunette goes out grocery shopping, and when she comes back, she sees the blonde with a rope tied tightly around her waist.
A brunette walked up to a blonde and said "I can't wait for Christmas,it's on a Friday this year" and the blonde said "I hope it's not on Friday the thirteenth".
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back. How do you drown a blond. Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
There is a ladder. The blond, brunette, and redhead have to climb it. Whith every step they take they get told a new joke. There are 100 steps.
Two blonds want to take a trip, the 1st blond says "so where do u wanna go, the moon, or california?". Then the 2nd blond says, "which ever is closest.".