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A cheese sandwich walks into a pub. He walks up to the bar and says "barman, can I have a pint of beer please?" The barman replies "sorry, we don't serve food.".
6 fish fingers ( two extra for dipping ) two thick white slices of bread with butter.
Tonight we dine, a feast of Kings. A grand banquet laid before us on a table fit for a knight. Round and round go the choices. Dim sum to our hearts, or should that be stomachs, content.
Since I moved into my own place, I've discovered the wonderful world of cooking, leaving the jars, ready meals and cakes in the supermarket in favour of Fresh ingredients.
Rolos are so much easier to get out of the packet when they're upside down..
FRUITS 01. Apricots The Power: Beta-carotene, which helps prevent free-radical damage and protect the eyes.
Don't you just hate those confused messages that "Experts" tell us. In one breath, they proclaim that Chocolate is dangerous, then tell us that it is actually good for us. Then there is wine.
Does having a butty in both hands constitute a balanced meal?.
I love my chocolate, could eat it all day and sausages a lovely texture of juicy meat in your mouth but when they meet together is it to be encouraged or disgraced....
I really should stop eating fast foods so often..
I could live on Pork and Apple Sausages alone. Meat and fruit in one convenient extruded package. Wonderful!.
I love tupperware.
I always have space for tons of chocolate. There is no limit. No, not at all..
Dinner with my family at the best Indian Restaurant in Wellingborough - never look at the menu just tell Malik what you want and the chef does his magic..
I literally adore food!:s I think if it wasn't illegal and weird then I would marry food so we can be together forever...<3.
Μετα απο μια συνταρακτικη βραδιά εδώ στα Λονδίνα(λόγω του Πολωνού-και καλά-locksmith),διοτι ξεχασαμε να παρουμε κλειδια καθως φευγαμε απο το διαμέρισμα,φαγαμε με τον λορδο στήθος κοτόπουλο στο γκριλ...
Did you know that if you say 'gullible' repeatedly and quickly, it starts to sound like 'oranges'.
Do dumb things faster with more energy.
There was a fight in the fish bar, the other day. The fish got battered..
I pulled up outside the address. Ambulance was already on scene.
*Brick in face, nose starts bleeding* "Oh my god, I'M A TOMATO!!" ~Adam West.
Update: -3.2 lbs. Week -171.6 lbs. Total End of Week 45.
Eat balanced meals and drink at least 1.5 liters of water and 2 servings of fruit and vegetables everyday. A serving of yoghurt can be a good snack :).
What did one coke say to the other. You are coke-coo. Lol my brothers joke l.