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Thank you @glen for choosing me as the winner in the last competition. I am still shocked. Ok, so I have to chose a new word, the word is...
#household @Glen My goldfish's name is Chicken; I know, I know, weird name. But 'tis the name thus written, which added to his fame.
#household There was once a fish called Dory, How she died is an interesting story, It wasn't her fault, It was Mr Salt, Who gave her a death rather gory.
#household Watch me swim round and round, Dumb as shit, don't make a sound. I'm a goldfish, at least that's what I think. I keep forgetting, I hope I don't sink. In my fish tank I'm forever bound.
#household I live in a fish tank Original I know ... My name is hank All the others left me Freedom they sought at sea And There was me thinking it was because I shit in the tank.
#household I am a fish, I would make a nice dish, But a dish I shan't make, For I talk, goodness sake, As a pet, I would be a great wish.
There was once a little girl named Millie, Even though she was only little, some people found this next fact quite silly, One of her best friends was a fish going by the name of Rover, She bought...
A tramp that slept in a skip, Was just off for his evening kip, But in his spot, Something had got, A fish tank with a big old chip.
There was an old man called frank Who had the most enormous fish tank One night he had a barrel of gin And then suddenly jumped right in The fish were surprised At the size of his thighs And the...
#household To start a little ditty right now With a fish tank, that has to be 'wow' Is incredibly bad Not quite sad But leaves a most sweaty brow..
#household In a fish tank bar in Hull The ladies were out on the pull The Codfather fancied his chances The ladies denied his advances as they found him so terribly dull..
#household There was once a man who spoke dansk. Who ate at every chance. He ate a big poo. And flushed it down the loo. A shit limerick but for fish tank(s)?..
#household One day I was in a rage, Less money for my wage. Passing the bank, Was like a fish tank, And was as sad as the plague!.
#household I once knew a pirate named Trevor, To rob people's ships was his endeavour, As for his fish tank, He made that walk the plank, And the fish's head he did sever.
Glowing embers of desire. Ignite passion in the fire. Burn the strongest heart. Melt it down and restart. A torch carried in the night. Shines until fresh dawn light. Incarcerated love lies dull.
#household #emotion Oh the untold dangers Of a room that is full of strangers I drink, to place the steel Against this terror that I feel Surely it can't be too hard Chip at my shell, take a...
Light a fire under me Let flames consume me whole. Smoke and ashes, Devour my soul. Let me burn till I'm black Let me burn till I die Let me burn till I'm an angel in the sky.
#household Like a Phoenix their star did rise Out from ashes and anguished cries As shadows fall upon a gilded age The past is written on hypocrites page Of Robbers and Barons who wrote the...
#household A pot containing ashes, Placed upon a shelf, Bringing back mixed memories, Of when I wasn't by myself.
#household. A fire in your soul. Burning you alive. With every kiss and hug. I'm closer to my demise. Bits of your soul. Withering away. Onto my heart. Every single day. Every tear you cry.
#household There was bodies all around me, I was covered in the blood of my captain, the smell is what I remember the most, a horrible chemical stench.
Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, Burn up, If you must. Ashes to ashes, Re-born from the fire, A magnificent creature, Your courage I admire.
#household Tender scars you leave in my chest, Permanently there now you've been put to rest. Many many tears i have shed, How much i miss you cannot be said.
#household. Burning heart and hollow pain,. It ends in tears to play this game,. A little dark, a simple joke,. Oblivion can fast invoke,. While blood to blood,. And dust to dust,. A love to love,.