Your Cartoon World
I'd love to live in your world, If only for a day, It must be more colourful than mine, From the wonderful things you say.
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Theories
Someone I know came up with this theory. Do not kill me for it, I just thought you would like I hear it: The more time you spend with a girl, the more money you spend in her.
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Fast Food Regrets
I only went in for a medium fries But when asked "is that all" it was a question of pride I'll have a cheeseburger and a drink of coke too Oh and throw in a muffin with those berries of blue With a...
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Me. Part Two.
Well, this is me... part two. ~Futureness~ I'm really unsure about my future. To be honest, I haven't a clue what I want to do. But, for the purpose of this challenge, I shall try and write...
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Cool
Must be your favourite word, The only thing you ever say. Annoys me so so much, It's really not okay. If you say it one more time, I will never speak to you again.
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Coven
#halloweenparty Bubbling brews Expensive hair-do's Cackling hags With designer bags To cross their gate Brings an awful fate For their home cooking Ain't that great To the shopping centre For their...
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SPIDERS
When I woke up this morning, my eyes shot straight up to see a MASSIVE black thing with 8legs moving. I screamed. Now I know what your thinking, I'm a wimp. Most certainly I. Am. Not.
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Retail Therapy
Shop 'til you drop Is that what they say.
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Not A Poem (!)
Inspired by a comment made by @eddie12309 about 'Dirty Pillows'!. ;> If I could ever 'try my hand' at acting, which character would I choose.... Oooooooooh, so many good ones.
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Boobies
Aren't breasts wonderful. Large or small. Perfectly designed. I love them all. Bangers,knockers, jugs. Boobies, funbags and thrup'ny bits. There are many names for bosoms.
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Click
Click. Click. Click. Click It's driving me insane. Click. Click. Click. Click. The sound is glued to my brain. Click. Click. Click. Click. My tolerance is wearing thin. Click. Click. Click. Click.
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Common Sense
Common sense, eh. Ha. That's only for sensible people.
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The Boy Who Wore A Dress
Hi,I know what your thinking im a stupid person to wear a dress.
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Brazilian Proverb
If you can start the day without caffeine,. If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,. If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,.
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Of Hairs And Sprinkles...
Starting my day with a smile on my face, Nothing can ruin my light-hearted haze. My day has gone by, and naught has gone wrong, The bounce in my step should belong in a song.
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Insatiable
You say there's no hope for me Insatiable is how I want to be. I don't want to take it easy I want to be extra sleazy. Don't talk to me about correction Cause it's giving me an erection.
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Half Man Half Beast
#description He was half man half beast, a mystical creature indeed. An exquisite, beauty to behold with the brightest, ice blue, sapphire eyes.
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Convo Between Stepdad And Me
A question plagued my mind when one of my friends asked me why my step dad and mom didn't have any kids, so me being very forward asked my stepdad straight out.
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Cosy Pillow
You're the last thing I see Before I close my eyes At night when I go to bed You're the first thing I see When I open my eyes When I wake up with a sleepy head You comfort me as I hold you tight Your...
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My Quandary
So, I went online and looked it up, Thought I'd find out if my brain is corrupt. Do I just hate numbers due to bad teaching.
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Autumn Sun
The log fire crackles in the gloom Charred wood smoke blows about the room Outside a wind batters all that stands As autumn reclaims its precious lands Darkness shrinks the length of day Seasons...
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Laughter Is A Blessing
You made me laugh so hard today, And in the middle our of lesson. The teacher was close to shhh'ing me. You made me giggle so much so tears were flying and my stomach was hurting.
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Words That Rhyme
I have to write a poem, My poem for the day. But nothing else has happened, There's nothing here to say. Well today, today. I went to the zoo.
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The Monday Touch
I've had a bit too much. Of booze and food and such. Now I find. I am consigned. To Monday morning's touch. Hope it don't last long. Just feel oh so wrong. My body's saying. For Sunday you're paying.
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