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This cupboard smells like my boots. Not like roses but like foots. It's turning my nose up, Curling my toes up, So I'll use it for hiding my loots!.
There once lived a legend named Bob Singing songs of freedom his job Then Heaven recruited That champ undisputed Now he's jamming full time with the gods!.
There once was a man by the river, Who felt an unnatural shiver, He turned in his stride, To an awful surprise, Some arsehole had taken his liver. -AB.
There was a young girl that was sad, Which gave much pleasure to her mum and her dad, For her they despised, So she wasn't surprised, When they smacked her hard with a notepad.
Rocket is a cat That is sitting on a mat Some mice got in And thrown in the bin.
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Our local vicars a weasel He is not good but pure evil So when God looked down He sprung hands from the ground And dragged him to live with the devil!.
I walk with a yawn and a squint to my eye, am I real tired. Or am I real high. Ask me no questions I tell you no lie, Except that I’m tired with a squint to my eye..
Charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon. Charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon that flew. It flew in the morning, it flew in the night, And when it came home it was covered in ...
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear but Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair so Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he!.
The moon is a great white football, the sun is a pound of butter, the world is going round the twist and I'm a little nutter..
There once was a man from Springfield Who's petty IQ could not yield The concept of Math, English, History, no class But his music gave him all he could feel.
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There once was a girl named Lily, her limericks were kinda silly, so she gave up at school married a tool and then became clinically depressed..
Everybody has had to have a pet. Theres so many types of pets you can get. There's dogs, to cats, to birds, to fish. And there are some like rodents that are just ish. But there's one for you I bet!.
You mean the world to me You r the sweetest thing I ever seen Now u know I like u And your friend too But u still mean the world to me.
Happy to play To swim in the sea And fall in our knees Life's a breeze when you are with me.
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He's completely flawless, he has a nice smile. He makes you feel like its all worth while. He's generous and kind, Loves to be kissed. The only problem is, he doesn't exist..
There once was a man from Kilkenny Who bent over and picked up a penny He said there's not enough here To buy me a beer Cos ones not enough I want many!.
Abbi is a fat cat Sitting on a mat A bird flew in To go to the bin.
There once was a man from New York Who's favourite thing was to eat pork He ate and he gorged On boar after boar 'till one day he collapsed on the floor.
There are many things I oh so regret, Things I truely wish I could forget, But what's done is done, I had my fun Have I fully changed for the better?… no not yet..
There was once a girl called Bex, who never really had sex. Then one day she lost her specks, so now she couldn't have sex, oh that poor old Bex!.