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Sunday, 13 March 2011 The River The power cut, Census my arse and the decapitated mouses head :0/Good evening 505 people on the stats!!.
Tuesday, 15 February 2011A Rant from insomniac islandErm Hello Mrs Smiff and Mr Radford i write to you with bleary eyes, Welcome fizzer also my trusted oldest bff, and follower number 3!.
Friday, 11 February 2011A Mans Essential Guide to PMTEvening Campas Before i start with the useful print out information guide i would like to share with you my crap day.
Sunday, 6 February 2011You just couldn't make it upGood Afternoon Mr Radford and Mrs Smiff I come with news today that you have been joined by some secret followers!!!.
Thursday, 3 February 2011Where will it all end?.
Friday, 28 January 2011Where the Hell did thursday go??Ill Start Backwards, My therapist says that's probably best and then i may actually forget some of the stuff that has happened :0/ Good evening...
Tuesday, 25 January 2011Happy Tuesday my ArseI'm going to repeat that title 'Happy Tuesday my Arse' I'm kinda wishing it was yesterday.
Im supposed to be drinking wine :0(Hello you my phantom invisible followers, how the devil are you this evening???, a special good evening to Mrs smiff thanks for being brave enough to be a proper...
Sunday, 23 January 2011IM SUPPOSED TO BE PAINTING A COW So much is the conpulsion to talk a load of crap again to erm no one, i am actually sat here covered in poo as i type, why i chose today to...
Thursday, 20 January 2011Im supposed to be doing the hoovering.Erm im not being lazy but im an addict to status updating on facebook so its kinda all on there, i spend so much time doing it i have no...
I have a six year old daughter, Grace. I also have a 10 year old Jennifer. They are both amazing girls.
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
#funday Me: "Damn it!. You've got juice on my complete works of shakespeare!!.
I stand in the rain, the wind and the cold, Your talent is strong, a skill to behold. Watching you train with your peers, I show my support with loud cheers.
In the life of my daughter. Time is for fun. Trying out new hobbies. Never one by one. Watching the television. A cartoon or a show. A fairy called Tinkerbelle. Or her chosen hero.
I lie awake, listening; The baby monitor buzz And green light Keep me close to him.
NO JUMPING IN PUDDLES TODAY MY LAST LITTLE ONE IN YOUR BLACK SHINY FIRST DAY TINY SHOES I HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGH THE GAPING GREEN RAILINGED JAWS OF THEIR WORLD TIGHTER THAN YOU HOLD...
I do not put age warnings on any of my opuss', this is because I feel it is a parents job to monitor a child's activities, not mine.
I read all their stories and sang their lullabies, hush little babies don't say a word. I tucked mrs in and gave her a hug. Then I sat on my own. Played poker a bit, but drank too much wine.
"My naked days are over," -David Beckham.
A little boy bouncing on my bed, A group where love is well and truly widespread, I admire tiny pink toes and great big blue eyes, A squidgy person so miniature in size, Family should never be...
A father is not just someone who donates sperm, or decides when and how often he sees his child.
My Beautifull kids I am so proud But why do you have to be so loud!. Abs is so funny and such a mucky pup Wanted to be a horse when she grows up Told everyone she was lesbian cause she loves her mum.
Whether you're big. Whether you're small. Whether you're tiny. Whether you're tall. Size doesn't matter. To me at all. Whether you're poor. Whether you're wealthy. Whether you're unfit.