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What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything. Your shadow Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law.
I live by the (S)word I'll stab your heart with the word I'll use them to take over the world You can live by the knife The words will always infect your life Believe you have a different...
E and I are poor confused letters, Don't know which order to go for the better. One will jump left, the other jump right, Still can't get the right way, try as they might.
My name is Shakespeare, William. I owned a feather quill, I am. The writer most familiar to you. My way with words amazes me. Came up with so many phrases me. That still the number dazes me too.
Three little owls sat together in a tree, They looked between one, the other and thee. To, too and two they all said, Through the night while turning their heads.
"Eye have a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Here are three brothers, And all are strapping boys. Each are given a strong purpose, And this poem will show their joys. Some people call them homophones, Now isn't that a silly name.
Sorry, this is all I've got, it's been a long day:) "That's a poodle" "flapdoodle!" "It's got curly hair" "I don't care" "I know dogs, I've taken classes" "That's not a poodle you need...
Inspired by @SmellyFingers. Welcome to Topsy Turvey Town. This is a place where things that are up are actualy things that are down. Nothing stranger than a sight to see like a dog walking a human.
I don't know. How long is a piece of string. Is it short or is it long. Is it infinity and beyond.
22 said to 88: "You've both been looking fat of late; Perhaps you both should join a gym, And minus some to be more slim?" _ _ ________ ( o ) ( o ) / we're...
:') I love these. Politically Correct Terms For Females: Her breasts will never sag, they will lose their vertical hold.
Every morning the farmer had eggs for breakfast. He owned no chickens and he never got eggs from anyone else's chickens. Where did he get the eggs. From his ducks.
" A whore. A whore. My condom for a whore. " " Horse" " What. " " It's a horse - and it's not condom it's kingdom " " Are you sure. " " Pretty much " " Well I think it's disgusting. " " What...
All I do is win I'm ace putting all you cards in your place taking your smiles left with that bitter taste.
There once was a cat who lived in a city,. He rhymed all his words to make him seem witty,. All other cats he thought of as ditty,. except for one he regarded as pretty,.
The jack of clubs creeps shiftily, his queen follows suspiciously.
I love your face I love your body I love your grace I love your erm...noddy. I love your knockers I love your brain I love your socks I love your erm...train.
"I'm feeling so... orange today." "Huh?" "Well, I figured that you're blue when you're sad, and green when you're jealous. So you're orange when you're lonely." "Why orange.
Please guess the answer to this riddle: Look in the cupboard, In there you will find, Forgiveness and care, Even though it's not really there...
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognises you there.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says "Hun I need you to come round, there's this puzzle of a cockerel I'm doing and it's impossible!".
Q) What do prisoners use to call each other. A) Cell Phones. Q) What did the water say to the boat. A) Nothing, it just waved. Q) What did the grape do when it was stepped on. A) Give a little whine.
Q.Where do you find a one-legged dog. A.Where you left it. Q.What's pink and fluffy. A.Pink fluff Q.What's blue and fluffy. A. Pink fluff holding it's breath. Q.What do you call a deer with 1 eye.