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There was a girl who was 13 her boob size was 84 and her moms were 45 and she was on 02 tablets and she took 4 that left her .......... 138,445,02 X.
I went to the local nurse with this severe rash on my balls, she has a good look and says "your going to have to stop wanking". I said "why?". She says "because I'm trying to examine you".
What's got wings and sucks blood?... .... Always Ultra....
A man walked into the doctors room and said. I can't stop singing the Greene green grass of home by Tom jones. The doctor said ok let me have a look at you.
Just to be clear the twist was a famous dance in the 50's It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.
I can't hold my wine when I down it with food at the same time.
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The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell her what she had described. Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem.
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
Tonight at The Caramel Prince, we have lush pastoral chimes and bearded hedge-funding from Gorehorse (8.00-8.10), then we'll be introducing fresh lemonade-inducing crimehop to the stage in the form...
I came home from the pub four hours late last night."Where have you been?" screamed my wife. I said, "I've been playing poker with some blokes." "Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated.
A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost.
Hey, anyone ever hit a hole in one with their Wii?.
Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.
A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper covering his genitals.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe.
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack.
That awkward moment when you're running and your breast bouncing up and down.... AND YOU'RE A GUY!!. -.-'''.
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison.
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies "O.K.
Sex is like flowers in the garden except you water flowers and don't hear the word harder all night.