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The sexual position formerly known as the 69 has been changed to the 96 due to inflation, recession and the cost of going out for dinner..
When I was but a boy I discovered the secrets of salt. Yes, I was that pioneer.
Mr tumble that funny clown thing, My little boy thinks his king. Justin fletcher teaches us to sign, Using our hands to speak in rhyme.
I asked my mate what soup He had in his flask - he started clucking "chicken" I said "No mushroom" he replied "I can't make a noise like a mushroom".
As it happens, schoolwork is a massive pain in the ass. Why. Because it takes my freaking time up. Ugh. So annoying. Trust me, doing college work and writing does NOT mix well.
I keep writing words down and making them rhyme. I don't know what's wrong with me,I'm doing it all the time.
Divine, sublime, hints of lemon & Lime the flavour of words that light up my mind. But I'm stung, and stunned On the tip of my tongue is the one... I struggle to find Where. Why.
#bored. I saved a family from a car on flames, even thou it was blazing. When asked why I did it I simply said 'I'm part man, part amazing'.
There's an alien in my garden. I saw it late last night. It had fluorescent green eyes. And a great big Maglite™. It had a great big square head. And little pointy feet. The knobbliest of knees.
"Alright you Brits. Gather round!" I heard Damian call out. "Since you all have only been here for like a week I decided I'd give you a tour of the country or town I guess.
Funny and cute is the way to be. Laughter and humour appeal to me. A girl whose completely out of her tree. Finding humour in everything you see. No grumps allowed to cross my path.
When we leave our homeroom at 5th period a diffo class comes in and uses it and wen we came back from doublescience my friend(dif friend) found mushed up banana in her bag!!!. Ewww.
So went on a blind date, thought to myself great, couldn't be better she looks fantastic. My friend had set it up but only because he made a deal with the girl he wished to see.
I have been studying cats through history and have found something I'm sure all my Facebook friends, cat lovers or not, need to know. Cats are fucking lazy. Everyone knows this.
You're the last thing I see Before I close my eyes At night when I go to bed You're the first thing I see When I open my eyes When I wake up with a sleepy head You comfort me as I hold you tight Your...
You know the one word game where you take it in turns to say a word and end up with a story. Well this is the unofficial product of my English lesson today.
Chapter one I never wanted to come to Finland in the first place. I mean, finland. Who moves there. Most people move to Australia or america but my stupid parents wanted to move to Finland.
There's a clerk in a store, And if you enter the door, He will scream at your face, Then your heart will race.
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
A writer, bored at the bar, turns to the man next to her. "Tell me a joke." The man looks round, raises an eyebrow and says one word; "politics.".
"What's worrying you?" The writer asks. "The state of the country." The student replies. "What country?" The student sighed. "It doesn't matter. They're all fucked.".
The Evil Villain had a plan, but as always was stupid enough to tell the hero of the story. The hero thwarted the plan and got the girl. The Villain cursed his own stupidity..
Mr Parker and Fanny Farter Have you ever heard of such a pair.
I've two cats, Bubu & Aiko; Every night before I go to bed, I'll make sure they both sleep outside in the living area and not in my room.