Shit happens
Shit happens when you party naked - bad santa.
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"I feel Sorry for people who don't drink, becasue when they wake up in the morning, thats the best they are going to feel all day" - Frank Sinatra.
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Titanic
I was at the Titanic museum in Belfast where the ship was built all those years ago. At the end there was a gift shop selling a T-shirt with the following slogan..
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Racetime
So a cheater and a lion are having a race and the cheetah wins. the lion out of breath said "you've gotta be a cheetah!" the cheetah replies "Nah you lion".
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no pain, no pain
Many people say with exercise: No pain, no gain. I also use this phrase about the advantages of laziness: No pain, No pain - Anon.
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Captivity
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish..
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"I'm having a BAD DAY. I'm sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up!" - Harley Quinn..
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Holy Cow
☆╭┐┌╮☆°．· ╭┘└┘└╮∴°☆° └┐．．┌┘—╮∴° ╭┴——┤ ├╮ │ｏ ｏ│ │●° ╰┬——╯ │ ∴°· ☆ \ˍˍˍ|ˍˍˍ/ˍˍˍ/ˍˍˍ/∴☆..
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Words.
Don't do school. Eat your drugs. Go to vegetable. Wait... Is that right?.
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Perfectionist
The one whose world shatters if someone squeezes the wrong end of the toothpaste tube..
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Uncertainty
Indecision is the worst/best thing that will/may/never happen/not happen to you..
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Ask The Zebra.
I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes. Or white with black stripes. And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits. Or are you bad with good habits.
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YellowCurve
A banana is the longest fruit between two points..
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Ramblings
If you help me understand what I am saying, perhaps I will express it better.
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Ever So British
Sex, drugs and rock and roll are all very well but nothing beats a nice cup of tea....
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Writing - take 2
“Being a writer is a very peculiar sort of a job: it's always you versus a blank sheet of paper and quite often the blank piece of paper wins.” Neil Gaiman.
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Writing
“Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. ” Gene Fowler.
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One In The Same
What is a woman without a man. ...a wo. What is a man without a woman. ....
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My Friends New Saying!
You can fake pretty but you can't fake dumb!!!!. ~Kaitlin!!!!.
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LONELY?
If you are lonely when you are alone, you are in bad company..
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Robin Williams
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.'.
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The Simpsons
The success of The Simpsons really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didn't necessarily have to be working in kids' television..
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Preparation
Preparation is the watchword of the prepared..
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Careers
One should try everything they can in their career, except folkdance and incest - Christopher Lee.
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