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Six years ago my son was born, a little bundle of joy, with smelly nappies and sickly burbs, those sleepless nights and screaming days.
Her name is Poppie Rose she has ten tiny fingers and ten tiny toes. Unconditional love from the start she owns and has captured my heart.
Age 6: Waaaaaah. MOMMY. I hurt myself!. Age 9: Oww. that hurt, Mom can I have a plaster. Age 12: Sh*t I cut my finger. Age 18: I know where the plasters are... Age 6: YAY.
How much do babies cost.
I love this. :) ~ by Bill Engvall My little girl is 16. She's at that age where she’s in her room listening to her stereo, online with her friends, and boys are starting to call. Oh, my God.
Brunette mom: i found cigarettes under my daughters bed...i didn't know she was a smoker. Redhead mom: i found beer under my daughters bed... i didn't know she was a drinker.
It's OK to let your children see you cry :'(.
You're only small And so was I When I first held My father's hand.
When I am ready, I will smile. You'll have to wait a little while. Its one of the first things I learn to do, I want it to be just right for you. When I am ready, I'll sleep through.
When i call my parents and they dont answer its no big deal but when they call me and i dont answer its ww3!.
Son: dad how was I born. Dad: well son your mom and I got together at "yahoo". We "setup" a date via "e-mail" and met in "cyber cafe".
That Mother, she's so lazy Her kids clothes are always dirty and hazy. Her baby has a bright red diaper rash and we always have to change it. She must think we're her diaper stash.
Am coughing like crazy and my brother buys me soya chicken noodles for lunch. How sensitive is he??. FYI- when coughing & u take chicken u cough more.
The most important thing we've learned, So far as children are concerned, Is never, NEVER, NEVER let Them near your television set -- Or better still, just don't install The idiotic thing at all.
Make sure you're nice to your mother, without her you'd be stuck in your father's testicle.
I watched him as he glanced up, To look at Daddy's face, He walked a little faster To keep up with the pace.
Before I was a Mom I made and ate hot meals. I had unstained clothing. I had quiet conversations on the phone.
Little Johnny's Cookie. Little Johnny was in school one day when the teacher brought around cookies for snack time. "Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie." "I don't fucking want one," declared Johnny.
Last week I finished this book and I must say It was very heartfelt and moving.
My dad wrote this for my brothers jake (18) for his 13th birthday.My dad is a bit of poet. So enjoy.
Forever Young, I wanna be forever young. Do you really want to live forever, and ever.
1st opuss and a bit of a test... Tried to email this, but doesn't seem to have worked. Perhaps it will arrive later and duplicate.. What to start with?..
Went to bed last night with a head like hell. Into a deep deep sleep I fell. Not even the loud crack of thunder. Dare rouse me from my slumber. The morning I woke, head is still sore.
When I learned that you were coming I was sure that you would be, the most wonderful and precious child that I would ever see.