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Your face feels like the skin is hanging from your bones and your lids are the only thing keeping your eyes from rolling out. Your head is so heavy that sitting upright seems an impossible task.
Milk and cookies. No, no, no. You've got it all wrong, kids. What Santa really likes is beer and nachos. Trust me....
In the time he spent worrying about Christmas trees, Charlie Brown could've bought Pig Pen a damn lifetime supply of Irish Spring..
Hola jeje..
Playboy announced that their Lindsay Lohan sales are amazing. So was drug dealers when she started using but you don't see them boasting..
Bitch please..
Oh fuck. I know how to tweet, but this?.
Good morning Japan!.
Would love to see Ponting blast a hundred tomorrow. #Cricket9.
Oh wow just realised I got a top of the week opuss. That's cool!.
My rank has dropped from 8 to 9. I need more likes..
Just got an F11 Speedline driver and an F10 fairway wood, swell is up this weekend and cricket starts next week. Sensory overload!.
Testing facebook and twitter posts..
Sadly 6.00am is sleeping in....this is not right!.
These onshore & sloppy swell conditions have gone on too long. please deliver Huey..
They had to create a bit of drama, this years show is dull. Can we have Amelia back, she should never have out against Sophie Habbis..
It really is turning into a thing of beauty. opuss progress v016.