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Polly the Parrot Did like her carrots, But not as much as her crackers, She'd natter away Record voices through the day And play them back, the day's chatter.
What is the point. You can never tell if it is opposite day or not since if you try to say it's opposite day you would have to say 'It's not opposite day'.
Long woes and tidings I bring, Today I hear, they must rhyme and sing, There are only so many words on earth, Each one a jewel, i feel their worth, Hear how just four words inspire, For nations fall...
Miow Purrr Do you like cats. Like the cat in the hat. The one that writes. Think he has rights. No.
Boy: I'm hungry. Dad: Well, hello Hungry. Boy: No dad. I am actually hungry. I'm starving in fact. Dad: Oh, you changed your name. Hi Starving. Boy: DAD. I am actually hungry as in I want food.
Plump, red and ripe,. You're really just my type,. So many forbidden uses,. Before I suck out all your juices,. I'll cover you in cream,. Like something from a dream,. My tongue will caress you,.
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
Hot, hot I'm so hot, I've forgot My name, It begins with an A No wait, a K Maybe a c Or a h But I'm still so hot Hot, hot, so hot That I've still forgot my name, It's something simple, like...
*1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.* *2.
[explicit content. Contains references to penises.
18+ you'll read it anyway but I'm asking you not too.
Quirky funny one. Enjoy. I am superb, I'm a man... I want to be a superman!. I have garbage, I have a can. I'm a friends garbage can. I have teeth, and a brush, Let me be your toothbrush.
Master Yu: May I help you . Detective James Carter: I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you. Master Yu: Yu. Detective James Carter: No, not me. You. Master Yu: Yes, I'm Yu.
Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and 100 pennies came out Yo mama so old that her bible is autographed Yo mama so fat she layed down on the beach and everyone said free willy.
I make no apologies for re-posting this. I think it's funny and I'm sure anyone who takes the time to follow the instructions will agree.
One night I was talking to the girl who served behind the bar in my local snooker hall.
Don’t hesitate to state a rhyme. Be sublime. Don’t trip on time. You know it's prime. It’s your cue to chime. Chime and shine. Or you’ll be mine. I’ll be battling. I’ll be rattling. Spay them rhymes.
My top 3 childhood poems (I can still remember them off by heart) 1) A BUSY DAY Pop in Pop out Pop over the road Pop out for a walk Pop down to the shop Can't stop Got to pop Got to pop. Pop where.
Warning!!. Slight adult content with sexual references. Over 18 please only read.......Reverse psychology says you will read it anyways so that's another minute wasted writing this. Pleased.
There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one off. How many do you have. 499... What are three steps to putting an elephant in your fridge.
I just wanna be loved by you Just you and you alone But, You Give Love A Bad Name And, I'm A Fool To Want You Cos you wear a, P-p-p-pokerface So soon you'll be on the, Highway to Hell Back to where...
There's a time of which none speak, A secret time lost in the briny deep. You know all about... Half time, big time, break time, lunch time, dinner time.