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"I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just saying she's been banged more times than a snooze button on a Monday morning." One day, when I'm ready, I'll use this on my classmate.
A man walks into a pub for a pint with a roll of Tarmac under his arm 'A pint please, landlord, he says and one for the road,' ===================.
"I'm not insulting you... I'm describing you.".
Volkswagen Transporter - (it's actually a van.) It's stating its obvious function. Imagine the advert...
One day Dracula is walking down the street, when suddenly ten tons of smoked salmon sandwiches, bread rolls, pitted Oliver's, chicken wings, chipolatas, tomato salary, pizza slices and crisps...
"Just remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak english.".
We see the faces of people on the bus, in their cars, drinking a coffee. We share a glance, sometimes we share an unspoken conversation. What does it mean. We will probably never see one another...
Broken dreams Shattered glass Boney fingers Nightmares pass Darkened screams Withered nights Drooping flowers Guided lights Secret magic Scarlett eyes Loving potion Young girl dies..
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Maybe one ill see you again,. Hopefully soon cause I can't take the pain,. Loosing you was my biggest regret,. One that won't leave one ill never forget,.
I fly now Not high But all the same I pass over cracks in walkways Without even changing pace People start to wonder How I do what I can do I say if you start day dreaming You can do it too.
I can not seem to hold a charge. No one to energize. I used to pack a lot of punch. But now I cannot rise. From my fatigue. Comes no such luck. At running into my. Charging chord. So disconnected.
I am as useless as the little bones in your ear. you are what keeps my heart beating. I am as empty as the as the bottle on my shelf. you are the only thing that keeps me breathing.
A young girl was driving one day when her car skids at a roundabout and hits the car in front. The girl is injured and an ambulance is called and a paramedic quickly arrives. "What's your name, love.
I wish I new how to save a life, Cause if I did u would still be here now, We'd still be together I'd soon be ur wife, But somehow this happend and nobody knows how, Everything has gone my world has...
Well what can I say, with 22 entries, (Im sorry if I missed anyone) each an utter joy to read, and seriously should all be winners, I'm going to cheat.
At 8am , the wife hears a key in the front door She goes downstairs to find her husband in the kitchen- drunk, ruffled hair looked like he had a rough night .
I wish I could have told you all that I wanted to, I wish we could have done all that we planned to do, Our future was planned our whole lives together, Then it was snatched from our hands and blown...
For once my eyes are open to you, and everything you’ve said. For once your web of lies is in the open. I gave you everything I had, until I had nothing left. Still you act as if I’m just a burden.
Monday: Nothing Tuesday: Nothing Wednesday: Nothing Thursday: Nothing Friday: Nothing Saturday: Sleep Sunday: Nothing As you can see I have a very tight schedule..
#acrostic challenge [A]mour. What is love anyway.
#acrostic A mere mention of her name Makes the drums begin to play On the chance I catch her gaze Unwasted moments of a tasted haze Reminds me of my place......beneath her grace.
Cast iron strong heart Resides within me most parts When you tinker, it purrs Fights the battle you lure Do you have to play games Confuse my feelings this way Banish me in tall towers Then rescue...
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals. Phillipe Phillope.