Strip Club And A Circus
Q: what's the difference between a strip club and a circus. A: a circus is full of cunning stunts..
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The Hangover
We lost jack .. Turned out he shat himself . :D.
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New Hat
An elderly lady on a cruise ship was holding her hat tight so that it would not be blown away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam....
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Pussy Cats
So everyone on Opuss is a cat. That's a hell of a lot of pussies!.
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Bull Frog
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
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Jack
Oh my god there a table tennis game :o Jack ingle play with himself :0 It's a jack off.
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$200 bucks It Is
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
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Untitled
The boy and his love live.
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My Friend
I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags. He's bisatchel..
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Capital Letters
Capital letters are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your Uncle jack off a horse..
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Don't Be A ({})
I hate it when people type this: ({}) Always has me confused..
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Genesis
Eve will be sitting up in heaven thinking "only Adam knows it wasn't the serpent in the tree that corrupted me".
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Untitled
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug :3.
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Fannie Reid
In the Aberdeenshire countryside a man enters the local Catholic Church and at confessional says to the Priest, "Faither, it has been one month since my last confession, and I've sinned wi Fannie...
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12 Inches
Are you goin to stare at it or look at it , I know it's 12 inches but your a big girl now :D.
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Possibly The Funniest Product Reviews Ever
Read the customer reviews... http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B000KKNQBK/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?ref_=cm_cr_pr_product_top.
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About Sex
Sssssssssss....-ex.
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Compliment?
If sex with three people is a threesome and sex with four people is a foursome, then... Why is Handsome still a compliment?.
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Being Romantic
I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bedroom. I sprinkled some more over the bed.
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Hosepipe Ban
I'm not one to brag about my penis,but when I heard about the hosepipe ban I was slightly worried there for a second..
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Edin
Whats pink and melts in your mouth. A lepers dong..
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Stumble
“Even if you stumble, you’re still moving forward.”.
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The Perfect Man
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
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Untitled
You know you're ready to be a parent when you find yourself talking sense nonstop..
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