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My friends star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died really.... Attacked by a giant crab..
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My friends star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died really.... Attacked by a giant crab..
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Why The Dinosaurs Died
Bear: Hey Dino, are you friends with Noah on facebook. Dinosaur: Nope. Bear: Lol..
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The Worlds Shortest Joke
(4 words) Venison's dear isn't it?.
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Rocky
Naughty. Genius. Angry. Whats a duck do. Quack Quack.
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Sea World
I wonder how people would react if I walked into an aquarium with a fishing pole?.
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Mount The Saddle
Tack up the horse, Mount the saddle, Hold the reins tight, Squeeze your ankles in, Shake the remote, And get ready to game..
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Horsicorn
I've just seen the most mythical of beasts. A Horsicorn; it's a unicorn with a horse's head. So beautiful..
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Cats
Cats are massive snobs: I swear to God they think WE are THEIR pets!.
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A dog's Life
No matter how good your life is, you know your dog's is better..
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Q. Why was the chicken scared to cross the road. A. Because he was a chicken.
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Retard Cat
I was speaking with my Chinese girlfriend just now, and I explained to her that the sound cats make when they are happy is a purr... She burst into fits of laughter and said, "It's ridiculous.
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Cats
My cat tried to eat my thumb. I always knew it was that evil kitty in 'cats vs dogs'. Why me?.
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Camillians
Were all like Camillians, we can change the colour of hair, were all different, and I'm more like them because I have a fat ass tongue :P.
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Oldest Joke
Is when Eve asked "Do you love me?"and Adam replied "Who else?".
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If Hamsters Could Talk...
The first thing they would say is "GET ME OUT OF THIS FREKIN CAGE!!".
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Elephant & The Camel
"Why do you have two boobs on your back?" said an elephant."big talk for a guy who has a penis on his face"said the camel.
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Fish
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive this thing?".
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a rhino is just a plump unicorn.
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the chicken
why did the chicken cross the road . to get to your house . knock knock whos there . the chicken.
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The cowboy Whisperer!
Cowboy: "That your dog?" Indian: "Yep." Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: (Look...
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AutoCorrect Fail
iPhone autocorrect just tried to change "bastards" to "badgers" - nobody tell the UK gov, I think they're looking for reasons to cull them.
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Nibbles
I was at my mates dinner party last night. It was all going well until he announced that we could help ourselves to nibbles...Apparently it's what the dead hamster would have wanted..
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Random Penquins X
Penguins are the only animals that can stay with the same partner for their entire lives... Will you be my penguin?. <3 lmao weird x.
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