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#emotion I can remember our very first gig Something so small that seemed really big Church hall packed with family and friends Bloody hell.
"I have good karma!" he says, Whilst walking into the door. "I'm the luckiest guy you'll meet!" Unconsciously breaking the law. "Touchwood, Whatever.
#household #Moustache Good grief, good grief, The Moustache Thief, Is causing a sensation, You'll see many a hairless lip, On your next trip, To the policing station.
"I have a job crushing drink cans. It's soda pressing. Those Russian dolls are really starting to get on my nerves, they're so full of themselves. Just went to see a band called The Vacuums.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.
Once upon a time ..... The end.
I was in The Royal Albert Hall hotel, bar and spa. Listening to my gran waffle on, and look at my iPod as it was from outer space. 'I once came here,' She was waffling, 'There was different....
#youngwritersemotion The cupcake beamed enticingly, it's luscious, rich, hair bundled up in a perfect swirl upon it's light, fluffy base.
Igloo Man was outside of his comfort zone which was outside of his igloo. He was suffering from hypothermia and needed to have a piss desperately.
I feel I must apologise to sweet pussy Pauline I got the wrong idea and now I feel appalling.
#emotion My irritation's growing When Robert shows his face He stomps about and screams and shouts He thinks he owns the place.
There's a fly in my room, That won't go away. It's p**sing me off, Ruining my day. It's buzzing loudly around, As if it owns the place. No amount of spray, Will wipe the smile of its face.
EUCK. ACK. It's under the rug. What maleovolent horrible bug. Oh. Eek. It's close to my shoe. Get it away, what should I do. Jesus, it's fumed. Look at it rankle. Oh, dear Lord it's climbing my ankle.
#bored I've taught my dog a glorious trick, I've trained him to drive my car He drives me to the pub and back, he's the cleverest dog by far He picks me up and drives me home, right back to my...
-this is originally on my poem "The Fanatical Radical". Enjoy :)- FROM KATNISS' POINT OF VIEW. It's been about a week now.
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt. We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'.
#bored. I'm a werewolf hunter, I'm actually one of a kind. You see werewolf's don't exist so its a bit like the blind leading the blind. I go out on a full moon with my silver knife and sack.
There was this lad who lived on a council estate in Scunthorpe who had a head that was fucking massive.
Drake and Josh Fanfic Chapter 2 By AWriterGirl and ClaireTilley "I looove romantic baking," Josh announced, stirring a bowl of cupcake batter. "yeah," Mindy smiled.
The scene was set for romance to start. Granted it was dirty with the area falling apart. She came in and met him face to face. Looking at them this could be a fast pace.
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you had to have had a really bad day before you died.
I was once part of a not so unique club. The kind of club that made you feel special and valued. You could sign up to join this club once in a lifetime.
As I sat eating my morning beans I glanced out of my window and noticed a small onion being chased down the street by armed police.
'Awks!' she said and looks down, fondles with her red scarf for a moment and looks back at me. Rolled her eyes, flung her auburn hair back and cursed. Then giving up she turned and walked away.