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Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls..
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"LOL"
lol - Someone just found what you said funny. LOL - Someone is laughing at you.
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Quote
"Who pissed in your Cornflakes?!" Refers to someone being unhappy/pissed off..
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Random Quote #87
Otaku 4ever!.
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Money can't buy happiness... but it can buy bacon, and that's close enough..
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I hate when I'm singing a song and someone joins in... I'm just like, "Bitch, this isn't high school musical!".
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2,500 teenage girls get pregnant everyday... Like if you like bacon..
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I Am A Dwarf
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole diggy diggy hole Keep calm and diggy diggy hole BUT WHY!!!.
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Oh,Adam Levine
Adam's say about Carly Rae Jepsen song 'Call Me Maybe' "Why does she want him to call her maybe?" "Carly is a lovely name" Oh, Adam Levine!!.
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Random Quote #86
Keep calm and watch anime..
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procrastination 2.0
I was going to write an Opuss, my excuse. um... I'll think of one later. again, -me.
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Quote From "Mock The Week"
Note: ~From the "Scenes we'd like to see" part of the show. The Subject: "Things your Sat Nav wouldn't say"~ "Don't be angry...
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Hahaa!
'What kind of mother chases her kid with a baseball bat. A good one' - Jeremy Kyle.
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2.5 Men
Guy1: You know pretending to be blind and walking into the girls changing room was great. Guy2: That's terrible. Guy1: No the terrible part was stealing the blind guys dog..
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I'm Not Short
I'm not short, I'm fun size!.
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The Truth!
Virginity is like a soap bubble... One prick and it's gone!.
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Opuss
Opuss: My favorite kitty. <3.
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Drunk
It's a common misconception that when you're utterly drunk, you fall over a lot. WRONG. When you're drunk, the floor comes up to hit you in the face. -Anonymous.
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Anything Is Possible
Not quite. Whoever said that obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. -Anonymous.
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Qualifications
You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps..
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Expression Of Loyalty
#acorn When you fall, I'll be there to catch you. -Floor.
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Hehe
She says if I play rugby one more time she's gonna leave me.... I'm gonna miss her..
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Doctor Who Quote 3
"Oh turn it off, I'm breaking in not out. This is River Song back in her cell. Oh, and I'll take breakfast at the usual time. Thank you." - River Song.
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Harry Potter Quotes 8
"Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's nit allowed to use magic.... we've got no chance" - Fred Weasley.
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