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There it is, That damned rug, Staring at me, Looking all smug. I was only 7, But this rug knew, I would trip over it, Even if it would be the last thing I do.
I've had a sore throat recently. But I've ignored it greatly. Now I'm sick. So I shall post for you Brits. After reading households,. And posting poems a week old,. New poems shall emerge.
Waking up groggily, Scratching my head. After rubbing my eyes, I snuggle back in bed. But I'm awake now, I just can't sleep. The alarm clock is reminding me, With its stupid beep.
My brother has a bald spot, On top of is pasty head. I noticed this while we were sleeping, In my grandmas double bed. I really want to tell him, But I'm scared that he will go.
#notonopusstellingyouwhy #emotion Apple juice replaced milk on my cereal this morning, by accident. It was gross.
Whosever room this is should be ashamed. His underwear is hanging on the lamp. His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair, And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.
What shall I do today?. Poem, joke or blog?. I might just do a long story, Since I slept like a log. I'm not too keen on reviews, And don't know any recipes!. What else could I do?.
As I was driving my son to college this morning, driving through the beautiful New Forest, admiring the ponies, and enjoying the sunshine: I saw a bumper sticker I'd like to share with you all.
Pens and pencils, Bags and shoes. So many gorgeous Things to choose. Gucci and channel, Ralph Lauren and Prada, Soon my money will be From £100 to nada. A new jacket and jeans, A pretty silk top.
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.
I love going to the car boot every Sunday - not just for the bargains but for the banter also. Last week I was at a stall with a young lad to my right and a 'grumpy old man' type to my left.
For Leelee101 Oh what are we to do Leelee has turned blue. Is he suffering with a cold In his hand a tissue to hold. Or has a DIY hair dye gone wrong The dye too permanent and strong.
I'm up at the crack of dawn, My head it is quite torn, As to whether to stay in bed, Or get up and clear my head. If I get out now I can wash my hair, But can I be bothered, do I care.
Ladies, there's something you do And I've noticed it a lot You don't do it when it's cold But you do it when it's hot You're rolling up your sleeve And with a gathering pace Your hand flaps up and...
Alas another encounter. Maybe I should hang a sign on my door ~ creepy crawlies enter... It so isn't fair, I've had my share. It's time to move on, pack your bags be gone.
-made by my seven year old cousin Max :)- Nom Nom. Whats mommy making. Nom Nom.
Warning: lots of knowingly gratuitous swearing. With a kind of a point. FFFFFfffffffuuuuuuuccccck. FUCK. awfuck awfuck awfuck. Ah. Ah. Ffffffffucking...FUCKING... Aw... Fuck. Shit. Awwwwwww....pfffff.
You lie at my side,. Yet take three quarters,. Of the fucking bed,. I love you so much,. And could never live. As I do without you,. But the rasping, grinding,.
Ladies please be aware..... there is a worldwide pandemic that is sweeping our nations at an alarming rate. It has been silently infecting our males.
Whenever we go for a drink, Or a meal, My favourite bit is the last part, No not the pud, (Although I do like that too) I mean the lemon, That comes in my drink.
I don't know what to write I'm stuck for inspiration My head is just full of Annoying frustration Should I write a poem. A joke or a blog.
Thank you very much, Super Ma'am, I quite enjoyed, My Super Flan. A four cheese feast, Made by the best, A killer beast, Outshone the rest.
Haha my mum just said to my sister... Mum: your sister is amazing.
Oh look. Here's somebody That I ain't seen for a while Oh yes, it's the treesnail His return has made me smile Hello Mr.