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Good hilarity is better than joke..
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The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off.
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Sheldon's Quote
"I am encouraged to see how advanced your group has become...willing to sail out into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge".
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Strider's Law
'The cleaning is never complete. The level of inspection just gets more and more critical!'.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' - Homer Simpson..
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Do You Often Laugh Last?
He who laughs last thinks slowest. ~ Unknown.
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As a wise old man once said "friday,friday i got to get down on friday" :D.
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Saying
We have a saying where I'm from. It's better to get your a$$ kicked in a fight, than bit by a gorilla running the other way - Mickey, Village Books..
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According to Illinois state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American.".
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London
"Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy".
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Dangerous Phrases
1. Why not... 2. It can't hurt if I only do it once... 3. It can't be bad if the others do it... Don't listen to these phrases under any circumstances!.
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Wall•E
"I don't want to survive; I want to live!".
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All The Other Wolves!
We all know about werewolves ..... But what about whywolves, Whenwolves, Whatwolves, And whowolves?????????.
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Joey Tribbiani's ''how you doin' ?''.
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Be Hippie...
Be hippie, be happy :).
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ~ Steve Martin.
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Perspectives
Dogs look up to you. Cats look down on you. Pigs treat you as equals. - Winston Churchill.
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My Hobbies
Don't judge me 'bout my hobbies. I don't judge you about being an asshole. - Garden State.
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Arguments
Have you ever had an argument when you are obviously right, but the person you are arguing with is more persuasive and everyone believes them?.
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A Common Mistake
"A common mistake while designing a foolproof device is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" -Douglas Adams.
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Always be wary around any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual..
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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar... But thats alright because I am a dinosaur.
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Rebel
Feeling like a rebel when you take flavoured water into class :).
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Everything is so much funnier, when you're not allowed to laugh.
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