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Enjoy your homework by R.U. Joking Out for the count. By I.C.Stars Cliff - Top rescue. By Justin Time Off to the Dentist. By U.First Broken Windows.
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing. " She asked. "Hunting Flies " He responded. "Oh. Killing any. " She asked.
Day 7) script for a one-minute radio show. S: Hello & welcome to *cheesy intro music* How Pun-derful. I am your host, Stephen Fry* and today's guest is Miranda Hart. Hello Miranda. M: Bonjour.
Boy: I can make u say blue Girl: No, you can't Boy: Then answer me, what's the colour of the sky. Girl: Not saying. Boy: Ok what colour is the sun. Girl: Orange Boy: See.
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman.
Beyond the sea and far away. A small fantastic land. Idyllic, peaceful, beautiful. For those with words at hand. It's name is Opussia. And it's a secret world you see. Words are the admission price.
Far be it for an Underling to Council Ladies Kaiser, Kings Every man should Remain a Servant to the game But perhaps A change is due Starting with Two fingered truth Any reason Royalty Deem...
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language. Let's face it English is a stupid language.
A woman has three daughters, and the first one come up to her and says. "Mummy, why am I called Lily?". She replies "Because when you were born, a Lily landed on your head.".
1. Doctor. 2. Dentist 3. Coal man. 4. Decorator. 5. Bank manager. A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back.
Books I would like to read: 312 Ways To Die by Sue I Cide A Great Plenty by E Nuff A Stitch In Time by Justin Case A Trip To The Dentist by Howard Hurts A Whole Lot of Cats by Kitt N...
Sweet and sour memories floods my mind of my ripe youth of fruits of every kind. Secrets that were shared off the GRAPE-vine, were hung out to dry in a line.
Just to be clear the twist was a famous dance in the 50's It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell her what she had described. Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read. " "It has NO plot and far too many characters.
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one.
Boy:What did one ocean say to the other. Girl: What. Boy:Nothing, they just waved. Girl: ...... Boy: ...... Girl: ...... Boy: Did you sea what I did there. Seariously, did you. Girl: Yes....
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up. I've just bought myself a hyena. Finally my jokes will be appreciated.
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack.
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.
'There's been a murder, a woman was killed, found in a bathtub, partially filled. A pair of policemen went into the house and questioned the poor woman's spouse.
“There are no stupid questions”. Speakers like to say. When they know full well that people ask. Stupid questions every day. “What time is the ten o’clock meeting?”. “Did you cut your hair?”.