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What is 89. 69 with a fat chick. :).
One day Jane finds Tarzan in the jungle, she's fascinated by him & begins to ask him questions about his life, she finally gets round to asking him what he does for sex I use a hole in tree he...
How do you know when a girl is really hot for you?... When you put your hand down the front of her pants it feels like your feeding a horse!.
A blonde goes to the Post Office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in America." The clerk says it will be £100, and she replies "But I don't have any money....
People think the onion is the only vegetable that makes you cry. But they've obviously never been smacked in the face with a fucking turnip..
Picked girl up at the bar told her im gonna take her back to my place & we're having sex in the bedroom, the living room & the kitchen she was well up for it & said wow you must have some stamina.
wonders if the queen ever pulls the duvet right up to their neck and says.. "look philip I am a stamp".
a guy knocked at my door today and asked me for a donation for her local swimming pool so i gave her a glass of water to start her off >_< xx lol *true story*.
swearing. me. noooo. i was simply stretching my middle finger at you..
when I'm quiet, those that don't know me look at me and think I'm shy. People who know me think: OMG. she's thinking. EVERYBODY RUN. lmfao. heheee.
right lets start a story. each person comment with one word and see how random it turns out. I`ll start. The (with all the comments u guys put I will make into a story) x.
That awkward moment when you accidentally send a text to the person you were talking about...
Bird Flu..bye bye chickens, we killed them.. Swine Flu.. bye bye piggies, we killed them.. MAN FLU??. We live in hope lol.
Yo mama so ugly she scared the flies off a shit wagon.
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart.
Almost a third of 2012 gone and I have succeeded in all but one of my New Year resolutions: 1. Stop drinking - Done 2. Stop smoking - Done 3. Stop being so lazy and get a job - Done 4.
I have this friend called amare her last names tard so what's a full name Am-a-re-tard Am a retard get it ??.
How do you make a hormone. You don't pay her..
Poul Madsen.
My mate went to see a psychic last week who told him he would be coming into money. Last night he shagged a fat bird called Penny - how spooky is that!!.
Not saying my ex is a slag...but even the label on her knickers says next!!.
Two nuts walked into a bar, one was a salted..
A young man moved into a new flat and went to the lobby to put his name on the postbox. Whilst there, an attractive young lady comes out of the flat next to the postboxes, wearing a dressing gown.