Cat Puns.
CAT RELATED PUNS MAKE ME ME-WOW. Haaaahahaaahaahaaaaa. Geddit?.
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If you like birds and jokes then you will love this Q: why did the woodpecker peck the tree. A: because he was a bit peckish.
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Duckface
I saw some ducks in the park looking at their reflection in the water. I'm pretty sure they were practicing their teenage slut face..
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Why, when you see pigeons on the street, flying around, flocking, doing whatever they do, in however a big or small number. They are such harmless, uninteresting relaxed creatures.
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I Spied A Spider
A spider (let's call him Arac Obama), whilst tidying up a corner of his web after catching his dinner, heard some laughter close by.
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What you call dog with no legs. Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come..
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Poor Dog
Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm a f**king dog.
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Motorway In A Bar
A motorway walks into a bar and orders a drink. It is talking to the barman when a tiny strip of tarmac walks into the bar and starts growling. The motorway hides in a corner.
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Squirrel In A Bar
A squirrel walks into a bar. What's it say. Nothing. It's a squirrel..
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...walks In To A Bar
A man walks in to a bar with a giraffe. He orders one pint for himself and ten for the giraffe. The giraffe downs his pints really quickly and passes out.
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Lol My Cat
The best way of getting your cat run into a wall , is to shine a laser pen on the floor and moving it really quickly to the wall then your cat will follow the light and run into the wall :D.
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Crazy?
I reject the phrase crazy cat lady and prefer devoted feline groupie!.
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Anti-Joke
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree. Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree. Because its tail was tied to the first monkey's tail.
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Can't Change
I'm like a chameleon, I can't change .. Always a liazrd.
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Pandas!
Philosophical q and a of the day - Q. Why are pandas black and white. A.They were all white until a whole clan (?) was inbolved in a freak accident involving a biro factory..
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I was walking along the street when I stepped in some sick I was about to swear when a man did the same, so I said I did that and walked away.
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How Do You Catch A Rabbit?
Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises!.
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Cat And The Boy
The boy said to the cat roll over the cat stood still the boy said it agin and agin and agin but the cat stood still then the boy kicked the cat the boy walked away and the day after the boy got...
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Joke
What do monkey eat for pudding. A: meringue-atang..
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Joke
What does a duck have for a snack A: Quackers.
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Joke
What do cows eat for breakfast. A: moosli.
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"Jetzt geht's rund!" sprach der Wellensittich und flog in den Ventilator..
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What Succeeds?
A parrot with no teeth!.
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Hmm
If i can be whatever i want to be... Then why cant i be a giraffe. Hmm.
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