Harry Potter Quotes 7
"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potters the one. And Voldys gone mouldy, so now let's have fun." - Peeves.
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Harry Potter Quotes 6
"Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!" - Albus Dumbledore.
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Harry Potter Quote 5
"I am not joking Mr Weasley, though, now you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar".
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Harry Potter Quote 4
Ha haa. To bad boys. You'll need to get up earlier than that to beat a Firebolt.
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Harry Potter Quote 3
I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you. - Albus Dumbledore.
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Winnie The Pooh Quote #8
"people say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!"- A.A Milne, Winnie The Pooh.
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The Moist Episode Of How I Met Your Mother
Lily: Oh Marshall. It can't be that bad. Oh Barney's play is starting. Barney: *walks onto stage and solemnly looks up* ... Moist..
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Harry Potter Quote 2
He dreamed that Neville and Professor Sprout were waltzing around the Room of Requirement while Professor McGonogal played the bagpipes.
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Harry Potter Quote 1
Harry didn't usually lie in bed reading his text books, that sort of behaviour, as Ron rightly said, was indecent in anybody except Hermione, who was simply weird that way..
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George Bush Quotes.
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating." "More and more of our imports come from overseas" "I'm the master of low expectations.".
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Funny Quote #2
My Mum has a gay male friend, called Mark, and he has had a crush on my grandad (My Mum's dad) for quite a few years... One day, she invited Mark and my grandparents over for a roast dinner...
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Oxymoron
I am a narcoleptic insomniac..
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Random Quote #72
In the beginning SeaMonster created Opuss, and it was good..
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The Simpsons
"D'oh!" "Oh Homey!" "I'm Bart Simpson man, who the Hell are you?!?!" "Hey,hey kids!" "I'm not the smart nerd.
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Random Quote #70
You say crazy like it's a bad thing..
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Oh, Adam Levine.
"I was the cutest baby ever to live!" -Adam Levine.
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Hey BUD
If we were a bong, weed all get along!!.
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LAZY...
Some say i'm lazy, I say I'm too busy to get up- me.
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Random Quote #65
"The only thing better than food. More food!" -Kohta Hirano.
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Anna Wintour
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
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Funny quotes of me
Here are some funny (and just plain weird) quotes of me. "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!. I love being weird!" "What's the deal with all these padded bras. I don't want breasts, I have breasts.
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Procrastination
Procrastination is like.... Like..... Screw this, I'll think of a quote later. -Me.
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Funny old person quote I made up
"Back in my day it was the rich who were fat and the poor who were skinny.".
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Random Quote #62
I'm not fat, gravity just really likes me!.
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