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There once was a man from peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe, He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find that his dream had come true..
So I downloaded a little ap called opuss, Which left me a little nonplus. I could not login, Or even begin, To share my attempts that proved hopeless!.
When Lady Penelope swoons, Her chest pops out like balloons. The butler stands by, a glint in his eye, And pops them back in with warm spoons..
Your love is a fire that burns in my heart.That fuels my mind and soul.Without your love my heart shall break,and hell shall take me away from this place.
Awoke in a panic from the sky falling and the seas shattering to see the uneven coloring of the iris's of a dog. The colors that bring me back to the reality of today And tomorrow.
There was a young girl from Belgravia Who painted her ass like a Dahlia, The colour was fine, The design was Devine, But the smell was rather a failure..