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Friday, 21 January 2011Im supposed to be cooking TeaYo thousands of followers and fans, im so pleased you have joined me!.
Hi, my name's Deric. Deric Caleb Bellamy. I'm 25 years old. I've got dark, brown hair, tan skin, hazel eyes, and I'm super muscular.
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all. 3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!. 4.
Theres a queue a mile long in Tesco, As usual it's Barney the goat, He's packed all his bags with his shopping.. Now he can't find his cash in his coat!!...
The mist covers the fields, As if blanketing from night. I'm awake, still driving... I'll be awake until its light. Yet I wouldn't miss it for the world. The sights you see at four.
"Happy wife. Happy life" The above quote is what my sister wrote in my wedding card. Today my husband made sure we started the weekend as we mean to go on.
7.00am they wake her up. She has a wee in a big cup. They tell her off. More dribbles out with a cough. 8.00am she has a wash. Uses the shower curtain as a cloth. They tell her off.
~7th June~ It started with me going to college. For whatever reason, Molly was going for a tester day or something so I met up with her.
James stood by the window, looking out on the drizzle of rain that comes with a grey April morning. James was a boy of twelve;with a sharp face framed by ear length brown curly hair.
My body seems to stall Without its wake up call I cannot see No bloody tea And that's no good at all A thing I really hate Is when the trolley's late Don't know about you I need a brew I really...
It was 10am, and at 10.30am i need to be at restaurant. I never gonna make it.
What to write about. What to write. There's no inspiration Within my sight.
Sam and Kathryn were boyfriend and girlfriend, and once they went to Sam house in his room and Sams little sister, Hannah, went in the room and said,"My friend Ruth told me never to leave two people...
I'm a little eccentric, But hey, who cares. I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuck- About common affairs. I'd rather be happy, And live in my world, Where I can take ANYTHING, That would've been hurled.
Sunday morning, Work is dawning. Not in the office at all, But the work phone does call. Up far too early like a berk, Need to take a temp to work.
They say the simple things. Sometimes are the best. So with stepson in attendance. I put it to the test. We invited him to dinner. Asked him what he'd like. He said steak and chips.
I shouldn't dance, I'm not a mover, I've been told before I'm not a groover, So I just confine it To my room, Draw the curtains, Disco in the gloom.
Woody and I went shopping today, buying stuff for our holiday.
Scene 2: Shoot. [Its is now the following spring but it is not in the air. Same tree. They are sitting on a blanket post picnic] He: I think he’s got your eyes. She: He hasn’t, he’s got my dads.
10 years later, Alice and Alicia were 10 and alfie Ronald was 3. Milly and Freddie's relationship with each other was blossoming, and Millys dad new his grandchildren and Freddie's mum new hers.
The old lady rocked in her chair knitting away without a care with peas carrots Potatoes in her hair telling everyone to come and share she shot a hard glare at anyone who didn't dare really she was...
DOG: when we meet people stop saying "this is my dog" WTF do you want me to say. DOG: say NOTHING, your my butler. That is all. Right, what do I call you.
Everyone is busy, Your leaving, I'm leaving. Floor's stinky, Landlord's shouting, Landlady's screaming. Stuffs are messy, We're annoying, We're ignoring.
I love you my furry friend, a devoted companion you'll always be. You escort me from room to room ever so sweetly. My daily tasks for you hold such fascination.