Rhyming Is Genius.
Why use a simple rhyme, When poems can be Like- -This. That's like saying: Why have a hug. If you can have a kiss.
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Alpha: I'm number one in your eyes. Bravo. Cheers amongst the heckles and cries. Charlie is not my name, but why call it out. Delta, all dried up - brought on by the bad drought.
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Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.
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The Giant Cigarette Lighter
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
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Rhyme Crimes
It seems my life has been overtaken, By a force so strong it's left me shaken I'm not talking fear or love this time, But an unsettling urge to make everything rhyme I can't even take a bloody...
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Stupidest Blonde I Know
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number.
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The Perfect Man
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
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Hmmmm.....
Hmmmm..... Oh there you are. Me and you, we'll go far - well, for a little while. You shouldn't be left on a shelf for somebody else.
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Untitled
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number.
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The ABC
'Twas midnight in the schoolroom And every desk was shut When suddenly from the alphabet Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!" Said A to B, "I don't like C; His manners are a lack.
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Blonde Painting
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
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Blonde Painting
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
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ThinnyFattyCatty
Two cats sat on a mat,. One thin, the other fat,. One had c o u g h e d. Up all he s c o f f e d,. Whilst the other.
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GCSE Joke Equation
NOTE: Calculators are not permitted when reading this joke. Please show your working out in the margin provided... An A walks into a C and orders a quantity of D from X.
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Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
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Uk V Us Spell Check Test
Uk english The flavour of the colour is in the annex by the cosy dyke taking a draught of grey ale.
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How to have a 0% with no wrong answers!
What was the battle that killed Admiral Nelson. A: Your last one. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed. R: At the end of the page. The River Rave runs in which state.
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5 Blonde Jokes
1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".
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Janet & John filth
Anyone remember the Janet & John double-entendre stories that Terry Wogan used to read on his breakfast show. Here's one I wrote. Janet has lost John in the supermarket.
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Spell Checker :-)
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
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A Doggie Named Sex (the Uncut Version)
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".I call mine Sex.Now,Sex has been very embarrassing to me.When i went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license,I told the clerk...
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One day a little cat was walking through the park when he came across a pond. He peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage.
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Trouble
There where 3 boys one called trouble another called manners the last called mind you'r own business and that where playing hide and seek trouble was counting manners was hiding in the tree and mind...
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Nuns At The Pearly Gates
Three Nuns die in a car crash and go to see St Peter at the Pearly Gates.
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