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What do you call it when a slut is in a bad mood. Whoremones.
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Opinion
If I want your opinion I will tell you it. ~ Tommy Docherty.
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The Budgie
A little boy asks his mum if he can take the budgie to bed with him "no you can't" she said. But you took the budgie to bed last night mummy" he replied.
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Cyclops
My girlfriend thought I was a cyclops. She obviously hadn't seen my face..
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Man: Why do women have small feet. To stand closer to the kitchen sink X-D Woman: Why do men have small dicks. Because there cunts ):(.
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Happy Days
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days Thursday, Friday, Happy Days Saturday my wife gets back from her course..
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Cinderella
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball. A. Gagged.
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Adam & Eve
Q. What did Adam say to Eve. A. Stand back I don't know how big this thing gets..
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Women's Panties
Q. What's White, smells and can be found in women's panties. A. Clitty litter..
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The Elephant & The Naked Man
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man. A. How do you breath through something so small..
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Rubix Cube & Penis
Q. What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common. A. The longer you play with them the harder they get..
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Top And Bottoms
What has a bottom at the top Your legs.
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Death
On my deathbed, I want my last words to be "The cure for cancer is....".
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Dirty Old Man
There is a barbershop in London. The new girl offers to shut up shop, for all the other girls working there have a party to attend.
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I'm So Bad At Sex
I'm so bad at sex my wife sent me on a clitoris awareness course. I didn't go. Obviously I couldn't find the venue.
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Constipation
Oh ah a monkeys constipation Oh ah a monkeys constipation Oh ah a monkeys constipation Oh ah and then it all came out.
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Escaping Life
A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea. Just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her.
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Tight Underwear
A smile is like tight underwear - it makes your cheeks go up..
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My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once. But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out..
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Girl In A Bar
I couldn't take my eyes off this girl in the bar the other night. She had the most fantastic body I'd ever seen. It was only when she turned around though, that I saw how ugly her face was.
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On my travels in the amazon, I saved a mysterious man from a tribe. He granted me one wish, but it had to be either a massive penis or unlimited memory... I forget what happened after that....
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3 Nuns
One day three nuns where summoned into the office. The mother nun said "we found a pair of knickers in the fathers room". Two of the nuns gasped... The third giggled. "we also found a used condom".
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Black Humor
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. William Clayton.
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Girls
Girls are like condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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