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Meow meow meow.
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Under Da Sea
Why did the lobster blush???. Because the sea weeeeeeed!!.
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A fishy story
I bought two little fishes recently. I called one of them 'One' and the other 'Two'. You may be wondering why. Well, at least if 'One' died, I'd still have 'Two'. Think about it :). Ro x.
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Untitled
Where do you find a dog with one leg. Where you left it.
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Stupid Lil Bunny Rabbit
Cute little bunny: if they say nobody's perfect... That means I must be nobody!.
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Jokes
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye. Doyouthinkhesaurs Why did the cow crossed the road. Cause he was hancuffed to the chicken.
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Unfamiliar Cat
So i was lying on the bed. as per usual minding my own buisness when i see the inside ofmy wardrobe has an unfamiliar cat in it. Climbing my clothes.
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Funny!
So I was sitting down, munching on an Easter egg. I got a notification on this. The next thing I see is my cat, slowly creeping towards me, head tilted and dilated pupils. Oh puss, you silly thing!.
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The Pet Shop
A little girl walked into a pet shop one afternoon and proceeded to stare at the rabbit enclosure.
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Joker
Hello I'm funny and I love everyone.
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Penguin Joke
What do you call a scary penguin. Count peck-ular!!.
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Probably The Worst Joke Ever!
What do penguins play with?. Freezbies!!. ( rubbish joke I know!!).
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Cows
It's sad when you have to call the cops because someone's cows got loose and are on your property..
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A Chicken and a Horse
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
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Worst Zoo
I went to the worst zoo in the world the other day; it only had one dog in it. It was a shih-tzu..
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How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck
Precisely 32 cords of wood..
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Bears
What do you call a bear with no teeth. ..... A GUMMY BEAR!.
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Did You Know?
Owls do not make love in the rain as it's too wet to woo..
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Taico.
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Best Dancer?
-You know the best dancer in the djungle. -No. -Orangutango.
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Dolphins
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them a fish?.
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