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Doris, she was furious. How dare they close down her store. She had worked there half her lifetime, since the age of twenty four. In her spare time she was a member of the Camping & Caravan Club.
There was a little fairy, She walked out of her eyrie, Bumped in to a friend, But was soon to meet her end, For she offered a cup of tea, ...or three, But forgot how thirsty he could get, So she...
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules.
Come closer children, gather round, And hear what I have to say. Though this story may seem odd to you now, It will all make sense one day.
There's a place called Babbadoo Never go there For if you do You won't get out They will eat you.
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter...
It was a dark day as Detective Carlton Cuse wearily wandered into his latest crime scene. From the front door he could see one of the rooms cordoned off with yellow police tape.
Lucky Jim...I feel for him For no luck he has He lost his job And his dog Cut is ass on glass Lucky Jim...I worry for him It just gets worse His wife ran off With his boss Poor guy is cursed Lucky...
They're called fairy tales you say, what if they came alive at night. And by day they were simply in another life, would we all scream and flee in fright.
( took a while to join in but... Here tis!) Why don't you burn 'The Billy Goats Gruff '- That tatty yarn's A load of guff.
It was Bring-Your-Pet-To-School day, And it got me very worried, You see, I didn't HAVE a pet, So when I bought one I was hurried...
Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down.
I went with the wife to her old school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken bloke sat alone at a nearby table. Dunno why, the bastard looked like he couldn't tell his arse from his elbow.
A Dreamcatcher is a device designed to take away your dreams. In this sense it is much like a spouse, or permanent employment.
It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon.
There was a little fella He had a little plan And the name of this chap Was the gingerbread man He'd hang around your house Just outside the gate When the coast was clear He'd lay upon a plate The...
Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home.
Attention. Apologies. This is really quite absurd But there is yet another threat to us Or so we have heard.
Hey , Amigo. Have you ever heard of, The pies that fly. Sit right here, Right here, Señor. & I tell you of a story of mucho horror.
"Lips red as red, Cheeks white as white, An unreal beauty, An aunt with much spite": The truth of Snow White, It wasn't as told, That fairy tale, Is a story told; The truth is this: The girl was...
I know this is old, but for some strange reason I've always loved it......weird right.
He's old and his souls turned dark. He resides in Jurassic park. He hates children and adults too. He's got no teeth so he cannot chew. He can't stand the truth and despises liars.
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attacked them and knocked them out.
Dear Lily, I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home, we moved.