I Love When We
I love when we have a music contest..
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WTF QUOTE
"I don't like Japanese food, because Japanese people don't work as hard as China people." -Anonymous..sorta.
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Everyday Quote #2
(First to set the scene: most awkward thing you could think of, or atleast a 5.5 on a scale of awkwardness.) "So then. Come here often. *wink*" -Me.
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Everyday Quote #1
"Sarcasm is da bomb diggity!" -Me.
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"What do we want?. Time Travel. When do we want it?. It's irrelevant!"-Unknown I love this guy :').
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Let Us All Take A Moment...
Let's us all take a moment and be thankful that spiders can't fly ;).
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Super funny Russian quote!
Why does the rooster sing all his life. Because he has lots of wives but not a single mother-in-law!.
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Another random quote of my dad
"The Irish: we don't tan, we burn.".
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Eat Fresh
You know how Subways slogan is, eat fresh. Well sometimes I feel uncomfortable getting my meatball sub in there sometimes. Damn slogan. Lol.
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True Love
He sits and waits, Excited and anxious, Then...he sees, He sees what he had been waiting for, So beautiful, So perfect, Heart pounding louder, Louder, He had never seen anything more...
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Four Food Groups
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate..
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Common Sense
"Common sense is like deodorant.... People who need it the most never use it"- Unknown.
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Churchill Quote
Bessie - "Winston, you are drunk, and what's more you are disgustingly drunk." WC - "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly.
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Winnie The Pooh☺
"I often stop to think, I just forget to start again.".
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TAGS
With so many tags here on Opuss, I thought it might be useful to gather them together.
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Pirated Films
NEWS: "Illegally downloading pirated films is costing hundreds of millions of dollars a year." What site are they using. It's free for me..
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Freak
If someone calls you a freak just thank them. Nothing throws people off like a proud, polite freak..
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Stars
Last night I lay on my bed and gazed out at the stars, wondering- 'Where the heck is my ceiling?!'.
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Money doesn't buy happiness, it buys crazy-ass happiness. - Emin3m.
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"Honk if you love peace and quiet" -unknown-.
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Happiness
Is true happiness possible or is it just the absence of misery?.
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Reasons To Marry
Woman's answer: to commit to each other in body mind and soul, with our closest family and friends. Man's answer: tax reasons.
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Skittles
How it used to be: when life gives you skittles you eat them How it is now: when life gives you skittles you chuck em at people and say taste the freaken rainbow.
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How a Cat's Mind Works
If it moves and it's small, eat it. If it's actually larger, then run away..
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