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#household Haven't been this hot for weeks Sweat dribbling between my cheeks Seems I'm moist from head to toe From hair on head to Well, you know...
Mirror mirror on the wall, Who is the prettiest of them all, With wavy blonde hair and bright blue eyes, Someone who doesn't eat too many pies.
A goat Quite wierd Might I say so myself @Stablish came up with this one I remember that clearly You were a rhyming machine But I've not a thing to say About goats Are they fluffy.
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
Nano pigs flying past, The mini mammals just Have a blast!. Nano pigs into every space, they think they're trying to help the human race.
Watch the language!!. 16+ recommended.... Ok, so I cheated, I'm sorry to say. You asked a simple question, But I had nowt to say.
On the way home from Kent (this happened just a few minutes ago), we stopped at a pub.
The other day I saw a duck,. It was in a pond and it was stuck,. Ice had frozen the surface solid,. Its legs were trapped, and so I hurried,. Over to see how I could help,.
Now then, Kim, not being smug Mine would have to come in a mug Lots of ice, nice and cold Extra fruity (or so I'm told) At least three shots, filled to the top And then I'll drink 'em 'til I drop.
Me and my sister have some REALLY strange conversations... Todays conversation Me: I think dora should go out with Diego Sister: their cousins Me: oh. Dora should go out with handy manny.
What's happened since I've been away.
Such a random subject. Amongst all of these. Never to be found,. They're such a tease. Pens like to hide. In every little place. And probably won't work. Once we've got them in a pinkie embrace.
A mosquito has bitten me, Its really starting to itch, And I know I shouldnt scratch it, But I really cant resist.
I am a high flying dragon A terrible fearsome beast I rear my head and spew my flames I watch the humans tremble What this that approaches, Over yonder hill, A man in armor, ever bright Sent to end...
I've been craving something all day long, A melt in your mouth treat. This thing has been on my mind since 8:00 am, A taste you cannot beat.
When hubby gets annoyed. A phrase he will always use. Cracks me up every time. It really does amuse. I often will say instead. "That really gets on my tits". He on the other hand says.
#Youngwritershousehold So, I'm in the shower -happily singing- When I hear something bad: My phone ringing. Should I go out: -Wet and dripping- Risking many hazards; Such as tripping.
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.
I get up in the morning and rub my eyes, And the sun never fails to give me a surprise. Breakfast is always a slow affair, And I always tend to stop and stare.
I was feeling really tired, I wanted something to wake me up, So I made some coffee, In my Cath Kidston coffee cup. I though coffee was meant to give you a buzz.
A very good friend of mine is about to become a father for the first time so I thought I'd drop him a little insight into how his world is about to change. Parenting is...
The spider is coming to get you. Run. Run. While you still can. Sit up high. Touch the sky. And don't let it touch you. But then your dog spots it. He chases it to the death.
There is a new puppy in our house. It was a birthday surprise. It is adorable in every way. Except for the 2am cries. She gets on with the other dogs. They love her like their own.
Welcome back, You elephant, We're glad you're here, It's excellent, But, still, I have to be a pain, I now will try to guess your name, It could be Nolan, Thomas, Bert, Or Derek, Jerry, Bet you'll...