Lucky Jim
Lucky Jim...I feel for him For no luck he has He lost his job And his dog Cut is ass on glass Lucky Jim...I worry for him It just gets worse His wife ran off With his boss Poor guy is cursed Lucky...
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Lucky Jim...I feel for him For no luck he has He lost his job And his dog Cut is ass on glass Lucky Jim...I worry for him It just gets worse His wife ran off With his boss Poor guy is cursed Lucky...
Chapter 1 - Part 1 "Friends forever" Jasmine proclaimed as she lifted a chain of Daisy's she had made, up and over my head.
DOG: did you call me. I'm busy Just got a text from the neighbour. STOP TWATTING AROUND DOG: I'm NOT. SHES LYING Shall I forward you her text.
"Here love, enjoy" the man from behind the counter said as he slammed down the tray. Tea flew everywhere, he walked off shrugging his shoulders. Great.
I nibble on the piece of cabbage left for me from last night. When will I get to go out and play. She usually is up hours earlier.
You're never there when I get home We work a lot of hours And when I'm doing something wrong You give a look that sours See I'm not Mr.
The rumbling came slowly to a halt, and the unmistakeable sound of a door opening entered her ears. “Last stop: Angel city.
One can take a lot of pleasure in cold alcohol and a warm spring day. I am. The news of a night of work perked my spirits up to a level I haven't reached for a little while and made me find new...
My mum I know she in not perfect In the past she's forgot my birthday She's made mistakes along the way But still she knows how to brighten my day After a long week and friends that are busy I visit...
You're quiet. Where are you. DOG: I've been planning a sneak attack. On me. DOG: that's right punk Lol, you can't sneak.
I am officially in my new apartment... Yippee. Or, in the words of Smosh, "Whoop de freakin do," =D. It has two bedrooms so I have a guest BR. One bathroom.
The wind whistled and the rain fell heavily on my thin waterproof jacket. My bag of groceries fell on the floor, causing the bag to split and the groceries to fall out into a dirty pool of rain.
While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
Could the weather just make up its mind. I was standing in homeroom at the end of the day and the sun was shinning. Ten minutes later I walk out to my bus and it's starting to sprinkle.
DAY 1 - WHOO, NO SCHOOL. DAY 2 - Yaay, I'm gonna hang out with my friends today :) DAY 3 - Okay, friends are all away...going to spend my social life on opuss.
I get bored easily ... I'm always changing things. Like my hair, it's bright blue at the moment. Or my name ... I think people are calling me Lee-Ann these days.
Dear whoever is listening, Had a very busy so day so far. Took my car to the garage at 8am so I am expecting a call shortly to pick it up.
Day 8: A diary entry in a pet's perspective. 11th May, 2012. Smudge Bryan, England, The Shed. 7:00am- Ugh, humans again, I can hear them all the way from our haven.
Sitting in the tea room. Still cant be fucked to start. They keep giving me room. Im so I'm lazy, It's an art. It's Friday and all week. I've been working oh so hard. So just for one day I'll seek.
You wake up early make breakfast and go to work. I sleep late, skip lunch and stay at home. You look a million dollars. I look like I'm homeless. You come home, tidy up, have a bath.
A woman girl at gate eighteen stops stands stock still to the spot rooted Half her face pale bleached white in the New Year dawn is turned toward me the rest concealed by light arriving only in...
Dear whoever is listening, Took the car back to the garage today and they were great.
I popped into the pet shop to stock up on essentials like dog food and poo bags. Full circle purchases. I on whim bought a squeaky toy. Taking the food out of the bag I left it lying by the door.
In orange and in lemon trees Wind and sun do as they please Butterflies and laundry flutter, My child's hair as blonde as butter Wasps with yellow whiskers wait for food, beside her china plate Ants...