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Let's go break some commandments..... Emm... what are they again. Thou shalt not this that these and those (to the power of 12). Well thought out for their time and written on clay tablets no less.
only just realised how addicted I am to my bbm.
- "Nobody can ride a unicorn.." - "Well, i'm nobody?".
What is it to be me I wonder sometimes I look up to the dark skies and they seem to lie to me, they tell me of futures past, memories that flicker through a forest of stars.
Imagine if God made a rock, and that he made it so that he himself could not lift it. And then you tell him to lift it. And so his own omnipotency counteracts with his wishes. Ta-Daa....
If you where ill and your holiday is in 4 days what will you do. HELP ME.
My friends like a band which they say they are "dedicated" to, I say they are obsessed.
You can't get the temperature right in the shower..
I got punched round the face a few times, kicked outta the place I normally hang out, had a science exam, leaving skool and only going back for the rest of the exams....
I love it when I buy a bag of air, and Walkers are nice enough to put a couple of crisps in it!.
One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark!.
Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap. I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust..
I am not loving the fact that season 6 is possibly cancelled due to Snooki's pregnancy. I will miss my VP moments <3.
Well maybe im the one lucky bastard in world. I decided to quit from my job i take a risk for better do nothing than i need to continue my job.
I love my mum !.
Opuss, Opuss, you let me say whatever comes to mind, my thoughts, my feelings, my opinions. Yet why is it now I can't find anything profound to say. :(.
Does any one have any ideas for my next series of stories???.
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Recent research suggests that between 0% and 100% of statistics are useless due to inadequate research..
If my dog could understand English for 5 minutes, this is what I'd tell her. We can't take you to the park for an hour every day. Sometimes you'll have to settle for a treat.
Hello. I have just joined opuss, and I do not like jello. I am sort of funny an do not have ears like a bunny. Huh. Do you feel that that rhyme was Terrible. Cause I do..
It's not what you've lost, but it's what you find. Make me out of clay, decide the words I say. On my own, this will always be my home. Fall head first, like paper planes in playground games.
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(Verse 1). Hey, you were gonna go, if you're leaving. You wouldn't want to be breathing. Cause if your heart is broken you'd be dead. And I'd be crying instead. I'm sorry that I broke your heart.