Random Quote #50
Normal = BORING. :p.
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"A laugh is a smile that bursts" Quote by @danii.
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Hetalia
Hetalia: learn world history............... THE FUN WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!. :) <3.
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Random Quote #46
Why does it seem that all the great guys are either gay, taken, or dead?.
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For Pete's Sake
Who is Pete, and y is it for his sake??.
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Those who say nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..
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Random Quote #39
All the best things in life are free. Like Opuss!.
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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when I get lemons I sell them for Tango..
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Random Quote #32
I know I should hate you, But you just have such a way with words!.
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Lemons
When life gives you lemons... Take them. It's free shit!.
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Random Quote #31
I live for the moment when I can go home and watch "The Simpsons.".
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Hahah!
Hahah. I'm sending that laugh to you, just to make you happy :).
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I give broccoli haircuts...
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Outstanding
I'm gonna go stand outside. So if anybody asks about me, tell them I'm outstanding..
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Random Quote #29
I don't tolerate people flirting with me. But feel free to compliment me as much as you like. :).
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Female
I am female. FE= iron Male= man Therefore I am ironman!.
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Awkward.
That awkward moment when you've finished your wee but your cat is sat on your laps... While you're on the toilet..
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Random Quote #24
I don't drink these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I brake out in handcuffs - Robert Downey Jr..
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Italian Job
You're only suppose to blow the bloody doors off.
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Funny
Your mom -Artis.
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Another To My Haters
To my haters: It makes me happy knowing that in a few years from now I'll be the famous lady riding in the limousine and you'll be my chauffeur..
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My favorite Homer Simpson quote
To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems..
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Randomness #3
I'm team Edward. Elric of course!.
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An Utterly Random Quote
Just because I unfollowed you doesn't mean I don't like you..
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