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R oyalty, in their own minds, A lways disapprove of everything; B etter let them have their own way, B efore you get a nip, or worse.
I carefully construct a barricade between, A wall so mighty between you and me. Well I puzzled and puzzled with a very sleepy head, How to stop you invading MY side of the bed.
I've always been quite amused by chat up lines The latest one was "Excuse me do you have a plaster.
I'm thinking of a soulmate Prince charming would be nice Bold and dashing, charm and valour with an added hit of spice I would like him to have a dash of action man, a macho GI Joe And of this...
Life as a sheep, Now that would be great, Just eating grass, And staying up late, Wandering aimlessly, Baaing all day, Digesting greenery, I could live that way, No exams or interviews, Sorrow and...
I've been to have a haircut, In our local spa, They're trying to impress us, But hair and beauty don't go that far. I sat down in the chair, Kissed my locks goodbye.
Olympic Games in Essex. This should be some fun. It's mountain biking time. In the lovely summer sun. Hadleigh Farm's the place. For everyone to be. I couldn't be any closer. Just down the road to me.
I've come to the conclusion I'm losing my mind My family are supportive, and oh so kind I put the milk in the cupboard when I've made my tea Look in the microwave for sugar you see Open the...
Just got in lol so that's why no reply till now :) Congratulations for all the creative porn name entries.
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and song tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression.
(feel free to comment what your porn name is :) ) It was one of those astounding moments yesterday when i'd found out my porn name. Not from the Internet or a newspaper, but from my dad.
@Weirdwolf #household -loincloth *pardon me for misspells in the title/Opuss.* Imagine if We lived in the jungle With trees so tall And volcanoes that rumble But, seeing as civilization would not...
You know, if you were to ask me what 2 + 2 was, I would say 4. So would you. But I used to know this accountant fellah, and he asked me the same question. I said "4".
Oh look, there's the treesnail Sitting on a leaf Too hot upon the tree trunk So he's crawled off underneath It must be really awful To roast inside your shell L'escargot en flambé Must be a living...
At last. There's sunshine for breakfast. I've an appointment with the lawn. Best I get my shorts on, cos' it looks like its gonna be warm.
Arrrrr. Here they come again. The Shower gel Thieves. Their at it again. One minute it's here, Next it is gone, What the hell I never used half the tube.
. (^) MULLET A mullet, it's a fish A Favourite Roman dish.
I honestly cannot believe, That I just ate that meal, I can't even start to describe, The happiness I feel, Better than bacon, chocolate or pie, So good, it makes me want to D eep down I n E...
A poem for those who took part in my latest challenge . I'm more of a quiet type, People mistake me as shy, But when you know me, Oh really you'll see, I talk nonstop about everything.
Not all Asians are bad drivers and not all Polish people are dumb. Not all Germans are big and scary and not all French people are arrogant.
For all those 12 year olds who post status updates on Facebook such as: - 'How can I carry on?' - 'I can't live my life now you're not in it.' - 'I'll never find anyone like you again.' You can...
NB: If anyone's entered a post for the household challenge (drawer) and I've not commented on it, I haven't yet seen it!.
Warning: 18+ Nineteen different cheeses, For sale at the stall, Beside some rose Turkish Delight, Why can't I buy them all.
#loveopuss. A beautiful eye candy of an app. Sometimes it crashes (arghh crap). But still a wonderful helpful community of souls. Altho some members do have big egos. Plenty of new words to read.