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The Pastor's Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father.
Just, a drop of water. It's only a simple tear. Not a waste at all. Once at least some has spilt a year. A tear… not just one, two, or three. I've spilt more, suvh a waste… such a waste.
A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and says "I'll fight anyone in here. Who wants a fight?" But nobody replies, so the piece of black tarmac sits down at a table.
A Cork radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary, yet could still be used in a sentence that would make sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.