Sex
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer..
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Exercise
Bloke calls a company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program.
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Night Out
Out with the lads from OCD anonymous tonight. Things aren't gonna get messy!.
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Jeremy Kyle
Jeremy kyle. The only show on tv which makes you feel so grateful that your family aren't a bunch if inbred vile human beings. Lol.
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Senses
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance..
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The Human Race (:
You have to admit that the ingenuity and inventiveness of the human race is nothing short of astounding. Look how far we have come. At one time early humans were nomads just walking around naked.
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What I'm Not
Don't call me a whore... ...I don't get paid!.
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A Father's Pain
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
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Urinanalysis
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
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Suits You Sir...
What did the letter O say to Q. Dude, your d**k is hanging out :-o.
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Dating Game
Dating game is like ping pong…. Back and forth with the text msgs and fone calls until someone smashes….. Then you scored… P.s…Anything longer than that…..
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Untitled
Salut tout le monde.
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X-men
If cyclops had his powers in his penis would he still be called cyclops. I know it still makes sense but would he be able to resist the name. THE ONE EYED MONSTER.
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Dirty Bob
After having a 69 with his girlfriend..
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Cyanide
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world...
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Premature Ejaculation
Premature ejaculation affects 95% of all men at some point in there lives..... The 5% are thinking of their mum..
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Google Is Racist
Type into Google... 'White people stole my car' Press ENTER Then it will say... Did you mean, 'Black people stole my car' Racist!.
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Google Is Racist
Type into Google... 'White people stole my car' Press ENTER Then it will say... Did you mean, 'Black people stole my car' Racist!.
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Google Is Racist
Type into Google... 'White people stole my car' Press ENTER Then it will say... Did you mean, 'Black people stole my car' Racist!.
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Google Is Racist
Type into Google... 'White people stole my car' Press ENTER Then it will say... Did you mean, 'Black people stole my car' Racist!.
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Google Is Racist
Type into Google... 'White people stole my car' Press ENTER Then it will say... Did you mean, 'Black people stole my car' Racist!.
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Chat Up
Hi. I said What's up. She said My penis... I said Nurse!!. She said That was the last time I was allowed in the old folks home..
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Titanic 3DD
Imagine Kate winsletts boobs in 3D. That is all..
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Adventures In Tim Land
Tim sits motionless in his seat looking mournfully at the plate of food before him. For the 40 years they had been married Sarah had always served a poached egg with toast for breakfast...
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