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#Youngwritershousehold So, I'm in the shower -happily singing- When I hear something bad: My phone ringing. Should I go out: -Wet and dripping- Risking many hazards; Such as tripping.
I'm in such a good mood I feel like singing. Turn off your phones or they will be ringing. I will make you listen to me. I will sing so loud and clear. For all of you to hear.
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
There were three persons - a blonde a brunette and a redhead. They all were running from the cops. They hid on a potato farm, crawling into some potato bags.
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?.
The King has returned to claim his seat. The Opussia folk sing and dance on their feet. The King is back upon his throne. The king is back where he rightfully belongs.
"You think you've got all this figured out, don't you?" she smirked and the gleam in her eyes told me that she wasn't afraid to let go as she loosened the grip on my shirt collar.
Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish.
A well dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?" Aghast, the man said, "Are you nuts.
Oooh yeah I love those boobies They making my mind go loopy And I don't think you're wearing a bra Cos your nipples stick out too far Oooh I wonder if you feel the same As you watch my balls in the...
Title from @Irrational_Kimmi None knew the name. The name of the great elephant that guarded those lands. A name holds great powers, you know, and his held even greater.
"You've got an enemy." I've gotten pretty far in this story so I figured it's about time I told you more about my job. As you already know I'm a Russian translator.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
I have a little confession I have a naughty streak I am a bit of a flasher I like to show my cheeks.
I carefully construct a barricade between, A wall so mighty between you and me. Well I puzzled and puzzled with a very sleepy head, How to stop you invading MY side of the bed.
I love to do impressions I do them all the time One minute I'm from 'Oop North' The next, I'm 'Southern Sublime' When I'm drunk, it has been said, I sound so terribly 'posh' But others say, that...
A new Olympic event is taking place today. Heavy weight dog lifting is on its way. All dog groomers from across the land. What a competition it's going to be grand.
So a blonde is driving down the road listening to the radio listening to blonde joke after blonde joke. She starts getting increasingly angry until she can't take it anymore and shuts the radio off.
His name was Cookie Hawkins. Opussia's porno star. He'd done everything. But he didn't go THAT far. He wore outrageous outfits. When he was on the job. Luminous green marigolds.
Just got in lol so that's why no reply till now :) Congratulations for all the creative porn name entries.
I know these jokes are old but I found them funny.
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town.
L,l,l,ladies & Gentlemen!!. As you may have noticed I had OBVIOUS heatstroke earlier by thinking evolution happened in the household, personally I blame Spider Venom.
Ding, Dong, thong. Thong. Thong!.