Weird...
You will never get to actually see yourself properly. It will either be a photo, mirror, reflection etc where you see yourself..
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Shit Happens
I am Mexican/American. Both of my parents were born in Mexico. I've spent all my life here, in the US. I spoke perfect Spanish growing up.
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Can't Find It
Looking for a fuck to give... (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) yeah, I got nothing..
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T Shirt design #5
Front: First I rule Opuss, Back: Then I rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. >:).
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Untitled
I found this in an online article. It's just so true. According to A.N Wilson, Hugo Dyson used to sit in the corner during Tolkien's readings saying 'Oh fuck, not another elf.'.
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Late
I'll be there in five minutes. If not, please read this message again..
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Love Hurts
If love hurts, y fall in it?.
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Pikachu
"Pika pika"- Pikachu.
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Why People Go To Hell
Well.. It's simple. Take a box. Now fill that box with your favor rite variety of jelly beans. Picturing it. Whats happening?.. Why yes.
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Slinkies
Some people are like slinkies, Not good for much but when pushed down the stairs bring a smile to your face. -unknown author.
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@Georgiastar
I still can't get over that totally LOL conversation. And I just made it worse!!. I was still laughing for another 10 mins after you left. That was fun, we should do it again.
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T shirt design #4
Front: Don't do drugs Back: Do Opuss!.
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Random quote #7
The thing I love the most about little kids is if you offer them a free hug they don't run away from you in fear..
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One of my favorite quotes ever!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. ( This quote was not written by me.).
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T Shirt design #3
Front: Keep calm and slay vampires..
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AVPM
Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang. Wait, don't tell me. Red hair, hand-me-down clothes, and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley. Welcome hotties, nerds, and tools.
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AVPM
Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang. Wait, don't tell me. Red hair, hand-me-down clothes, and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley. Welcome hotties, nerds, and tools.
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zoe_meow
"raisins are chocolate chips in disguise".
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zoe_meow
"pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil".
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#awkward
That awkward moment when you're telling a story and you start laughing so everyone thinks you're lying..
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Is It Just Me?
Or does everyone look at their toilet paper after they have wiped??.
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O_O
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me.. I'LL TRAIN YOU!. Make your appointment today!.
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The Rule Of Maths
The rule of Maths: If it seems easy, your probably doing it wrong..
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So True :)
If someone was to listen in on mine and my friends conversations, we'd be in mental home within the hour!.
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