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@glen #household A broken old bar Couldn't be too far From the fights and chicks and fun Thinks Ol' Dan With his brother Sam As they wander on down to the bar "The night is young, Now let's have...
The Mullet, hmmmm, what can I say. This hairstyle is sooo wrong. The front is short, the sides are mid, But then - the back is long!!. The chuckle brothers sported mullets, Once upon a time.
#household Last night I had a vision, Of you upon my cushion You wanted to make whoopee, All I wanted was a cup of coffee, But you were so full of dirty passion.
#household I had this vision, Of you upon my cushion. You wanted to make whoopee, All I wanted was a coffee. You started to plead and beg, Said your little man was as stiff as a peg.
#household. I once sat on a cushion and farted. The people in the room they darted. I tell you the smell. It stunk like hell. I wish my bum cheeks had never parted. I also done one in a lift.
#household A cushion for my knees Feel my mouth tease Shoot your load I'll help you explode And give your balls a squeeze..
#household Skiing down slopes was a breeze, for Diego the Portuguese. He was simply the best, for no slope was a test, he could ski any mountain with ease.
#household There once was a man named Lucian Who was in quite a state of confusion; Is a bean bag a seat Or just a sack of deceit. In the end he just settled on a cushion..
#household There is a way, you know Of cushioning the blow A LeeLee hug Will keep you snug And leave you all aglow....
#household There once was a man with a wife With cushions so soft and nice He'd often lay there With nary a care Counting his blessings twice..
#household I have a couch cushion that's needy Well, perhaps it's more that it's greedy The money I make This cushion will take This strikes me as terribly seedy..
#household I knew a Lass who was an Oppussian. who married a right nasty Russian. He screamed and squawked rather than talk Till she gave him her cushion for shushin'..
There was a young man that I know Whose winkie refused to grow His girl said that to her Size didn't matter Thinking that would help cushion the blow #household.
#household - cushion There once was a pool player from Crewe Who thought he'd try using a shoe Off the cushion he shot And the ball he did pot Turns out there's no need for a cue. ©brownowl2012.
Hope I've done it right.... #household I'll tell you the story of Bob Who went for an important job On a cushion he sat One sneeze and he shat Bad timing you Unemployed nob!.
I need a little cushion Some place to sit my tush on I'd rather one of silk For I am a MILF On my tush I want your mush on #household.
There once a lady from Rodham, Who was endowed with a very large bottom, In her life she got flung to & fro, But her bottom did cushion the blows, A better asset she just couldn't have gotten.
#household On the sofa late one night I was given a bit of a fright I am not faking The cushions were shaking I had to turn on the light So, moving one out of the way I could see what was making...
#household. My best friend is there for me. She's always a pleasure to see. Her spirit is high. Her laugh cannot die. And her smile just gives you such glee. She's sweet and kind and giving.
Ok folks here we go again. Thanks to Caroline for choosing my effort as the winner, mightily chuffed I have to say. Right, to the task. I want limericks from you please. Yes, again.
NB: If anyone's entered a post for the household challenge (drawer) and I've not commented on it, I haven't yet seen it!.
#household In my mind I have a drawer, ________ It's like a /_______ / | closed door.
#household For @shazydee @chy I'm the knickerninja Of that you can be sure I will root out secrets In your underwear drawer Ah, a peachy camisole Pretty and so lacy Underneath, some...
#loveopuss. #household. Top drawer. That's what Opuss is. An app of substance. For the wordy whizz. Who checks Facebook. First thing any more. Or last thing before bed. Not me fellow kittens.